Elias Barry
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Elias Barry
@eliasbarry.bsky.social
· Dec 6
If somebody who likes the movie Whiplash tells me they're surprised that conservatives like Judge Dredd I'm going to beat them to death
Not new, but always embarrassing when people ostensibly on your side can't come up with a better insult for fascists than "ugly" or some shit. Why are we calling women cows?
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Not new, but always embarrassing when people ostensibly on your side can't come up with a better insult for fascists than "ugly" or some shit. Why are we calling women cows?
Don't drink that! That piss is swill!
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Don't drink that! That piss is swill!
Seeing news about chuds mad over women custodes is I think a pertinent reminder that "satire should be illegible to the out group" only exists because the same liberals want to be a part of that so called "out group"
January 19, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Seeing news about chuds mad over women custodes is I think a pertinent reminder that "satire should be illegible to the out group" only exists because the same liberals want to be a part of that so called "out group"
It's always crazy when you research a thing to be like "everybody seems to have a dumb and bad take about this" and then find out that everyone's faves agree with you and have since the beginning.
Anyway, Starship Troopers couldn't decide whether we should relate to it's Nazi cast or satirize them
Anyway, Starship Troopers couldn't decide whether we should relate to it's Nazi cast or satirize them
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It's always crazy when you research a thing to be like "everybody seems to have a dumb and bad take about this" and then find out that everyone's faves agree with you and have since the beginning.
Anyway, Starship Troopers couldn't decide whether we should relate to it's Nazi cast or satirize them
Anyway, Starship Troopers couldn't decide whether we should relate to it's Nazi cast or satirize them
Maus walked so that women could admit to crazy shit on instagram
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Maus walked so that women could admit to crazy shit on instagram
Apocalypse has long been the most boring popular story in X-Men canon but holy shit is it obnoxious to see "good guys" constantly complaining about how much they wish they could kill their enemies
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Apocalypse has long been the most boring popular story in X-Men canon but holy shit is it obnoxious to see "good guys" constantly complaining about how much they wish they could kill their enemies
Crazy to imagine that satire works when the people it satirizes don't know they're being made fun of. Epitome of the liberal nothingburger. Just a pusillanimous whimper of a life you must lead.
January 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Crazy to imagine that satire works when the people it satirizes don't know they're being made fun of. Epitome of the liberal nothingburger. Just a pusillanimous whimper of a life you must lead.
Watching Airplane, it's crazy how "TikTok brainrot" is not a thing
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watching Airplane, it's crazy how "TikTok brainrot" is not a thing
If having dyslexia is anything like trying to read 'Yoda speak' I don't think I would make it
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If having dyslexia is anything like trying to read 'Yoda speak' I don't think I would make it
This is what your therapist looks like after the session
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is what your therapist looks like after the session
The problem with nerds is that antisocial people are the worst at interpreting art, but the best at developing echo chambers where they convince themselves that they're of an enlightened few who understand the "true communist message" of Michael Bay (the conservative)'s Transformers
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The problem with nerds is that antisocial people are the worst at interpreting art, but the best at developing echo chambers where they convince themselves that they're of an enlightened few who understand the "true communist message" of Michael Bay (the conservative)'s Transformers
Heard about this guy; Michael, More Cock. Yeah, he wrote the Elric of Melniboner series, the one about the pale twink and his big black sword. Yeah, that and Cum, from which we get the hand and eye of Cum, which the hand and eye of Vecna are based off of.
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Heard about this guy; Michael, More Cock. Yeah, he wrote the Elric of Melniboner series, the one about the pale twink and his big black sword. Yeah, that and Cum, from which we get the hand and eye of Cum, which the hand and eye of Vecna are based off of.
They said "banger or bang her?" And dammit but I'm an artist
August 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
They said "banger or bang her?" And dammit but I'm an artist
There are people who look at AI images of women and don't even register how unnatural they look and I know this take isn't original but it is always worth it to remind them how embarrassing that is.
August 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There are people who look at AI images of women and don't even register how unnatural they look and I know this take isn't original but it is always worth it to remind them how embarrassing that is.
The problem with Magik is that, to me, she's 14, so everybody being horny about her is really gross.
Though Kitty Pride wasn't exactly saved from her own author by being 13. I hate nerds, man.
Though Kitty Pride wasn't exactly saved from her own author by being 13. I hate nerds, man.
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The problem with Magik is that, to me, she's 14, so everybody being horny about her is really gross.
Though Kitty Pride wasn't exactly saved from her own author by being 13. I hate nerds, man.
Though Kitty Pride wasn't exactly saved from her own author by being 13. I hate nerds, man.
Happy to throw hands with anyone who talks like they've had media training
August 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy to throw hands with anyone who talks like they've had media training
Paul Verhoeven is so good at making fascist propaganda that two of his films have been expanded into entire extended universes full of "fascists and their machines consistently achieve their immediate goals and often their long-term ones as well"
July 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Paul Verhoeven is so good at making fascist propaganda that two of his films have been expanded into entire extended universes full of "fascists and their machines consistently achieve their immediate goals and often their long-term ones as well"
Remember when sighing used to be involuntary? Take me back.
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Remember when sighing used to be involuntary? Take me back.
My posts are so good that they even bridge the aisle to those moronic AI supporters
July 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My posts are so good that they even bridge the aisle to those moronic AI supporters
Everyone at the Sky Lobby thinks it's so funny that Doordash exists — I'm the bell of the ball
July 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Everyone at the Sky Lobby thinks it's so funny that Doordash exists — I'm the bell of the ball
Using the time machine to hang out with Marx before he wrote Capital so I can quote it at him
"Dude, dude, that's what I've been saying!"
"Dude, dude, that's what I've been saying!"
July 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Using the time machine to hang out with Marx before he wrote Capital so I can quote it at him
"Dude, dude, that's what I've been saying!"
"Dude, dude, that's what I've been saying!"
The Brita filter has made me appreciate every dram of water I use — so thank you to Shin Ramen, for reminding me that I am indeed boiling water because now the air is spicy!
July 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Brita filter has made me appreciate every dram of water I use — so thank you to Shin Ramen, for reminding me that I am indeed boiling water because now the air is spicy!
Whatever I said, I didn't say it. That was an alternate timeline version of me whose soul had been corrupted by Belasco's vile sorcery.
June 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whatever I said, I didn't say it. That was an alternate timeline version of me whose soul had been corrupted by Belasco's vile sorcery.
Tech bro selling teleportation: Imagine if every time you got on a plane you got shot in the head!
(He is very excited to introduce this technology)
(He is very excited to introduce this technology)
June 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tech bro selling teleportation: Imagine if every time you got on a plane you got shot in the head!
(He is very excited to introduce this technology)
(He is very excited to introduce this technology)
Clair Obscure is a fantastic game and no I will not type out the full name
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Clair Obscure is a fantastic game and no I will not type out the full name