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Marcus
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Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
The instructor is so annoyed. For some reason they've added a secondary bar to the rigs (the frame where you do lifts, squats and pull ups etc) just under the top one. So you can't do any pull ups in them now, nor can you pull yourself over and through. It's so bad, so many people used them for that
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
That, and it's fully hyrox now. They've fucked up the equipment and made it so much harder to do calisthenics
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
...ok but I'm low-key horny now. It's contagious. You hear the Grindr "bllooppp" and it's a Pavlovian response.
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Oh yes, it'll be like this for another week then busy with new layout teething problems as we all get used to where things are 😂
Only good thing I can see it there appears to be a lot more kit and space is used better
December 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"plant dad", "dog dad", "fur baby" all give me the ick
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
A true classic!
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The staff/PTs weren't even told the plan or schedule. 100% to flimsily blag they weren't closed for a substantial amount of time. But fuck it, I'm gonna try my luck and Karen that £30 back. Cozzie Livs babez
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A refurb over "3" weeks. The first 2 were "open", but half the space, the changing rooms and most equipment were unusable. That wasn't in the info, just a note to say you can use other sites [subsequently much busier]. 1 closed week and now it's "open" again, half the gym is still being rebuilt 😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There's your "on hold" for a call, idle hands sermon from me for the day, after seeing Musk play the "whites are an endangered species" card. Right (pun intended) there; a separate species, not a race.
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
That, and everyone holding the required money was a megalomaniacal conservative, prospering from "the old ways", with even the Leftie rich being conservative, economically.
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We tried to change too much, too quickly. The flow of change should have been kept to a river, not a flood, especially with an aging population. We had the best of intentions, but assumed in our (self-)righteousness that what's "right" should be attained immediately and without care.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I don't hate her though. She's even in 1 of my playlists
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
If even ONE Dem was seen in a photo like that then MAGA would be all over them saying they'd sold America out to the Arabs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My 40th is gonna be insane 😱
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
But... Birthday sex... 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wouldn't go to Paris fashion week because it's nowhere near as good a city as people romanticise 😅
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM