who wants to be foes with benefits? like batmam and jokester?
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
who wants to be foes with benefits? like batmam and jokester?
fyi you can buy that stuff on wendy's burgers at a grocery store
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
fyi you can buy that stuff on wendy's burgers at a grocery store
do nOT Talk to me until I've had my Bungo
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
do nOT Talk to me until I've had my Bungo
i got the woke mind virus from licking my own toilet seat (BY ACCIDENT!)
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 AM
i got the woke mind virus from licking my own toilet seat (BY ACCIDENT!)
every boy grows up with a burning desire to leg wrestle their dad out in the yard and humiliate him in front of the entire neighborhood and every dad lives in constant dread their whole life of the impending engagement and that's just the natural order of things
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
every boy grows up with a burning desire to leg wrestle their dad out in the yard and humiliate him in front of the entire neighborhood and every dad lives in constant dread their whole life of the impending engagement and that's just the natural order of things
i love when you eat at a fancy restaurant and they bring out the bread first like you idiots, im just gonna fill up on free bread ha ha
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
i love when you eat at a fancy restaurant and they bring out the bread first like you idiots, im just gonna fill up on free bread ha ha
everybody in the us government are all goofed up on boomer toots
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
everybody in the us government are all goofed up on boomer toots
it's elfin time
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
it's elfin time
DM: Ok describe your wizard character to the rest of the party, what do they see?
me:
me:
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
DM: Ok describe your wizard character to the rest of the party, what do they see?
me:
me:
"my wiife" remember that one?
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
"my wiife" remember that one?
some idiot spawned a wither in the ikea and i just can't handle it today
January 24, 2026 at 11:21 PM
some idiot spawned a wither in the ikea and i just can't handle it today
they made a new gatorade flavor
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
they made a new gatorade flavor
masculinity is frot 🥺👉👈
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
masculinity is frot 🥺👉👈
remeber when gandorf fight the balgag and all the hoblits had to run away leavin g him??fuckTHAT
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
remeber when gandorf fight the balgag and all the hoblits had to run away leavin g him??fuckTHAT
hworks n gobblins
January 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
hworks n gobblins
girls go to Venus to get more penis, or so I've heard
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
girls go to Venus to get more penis, or so I've heard
please stop calling fremen titties a "spice rack" plz
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
please stop calling fremen titties a "spice rack" plz
actually, Free Willy was name of the doctor that created the whale; the whale is just referred to as Free Willy's Monster
January 12, 2026 at 8:22 AM
actually, Free Willy was name of the doctor that created the whale; the whale is just referred to as Free Willy's Monster
release me from your milky prison!
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
release me from your milky prison!
y'all ever seen interview with some vampire
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
y'all ever seen interview with some vampire
i'm awake now and ALL Y'ALL are gonna hear about it
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
i'm awake now and ALL Y'ALL are gonna hear about it
I feel like I didn't really "get" focaccia until i started taking estrogen
January 1, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I feel like I didn't really "get" focaccia until i started taking estrogen
