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that one with the hair.
just shopping on Must Have Ideas UK
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
looking for christmas decorations on vinted. something tells me our beryl did not mean to upload that final pic, but I'm here for it anyway.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
been binging Succession, now on the final season & honestly if these two don't skip off into the sunset with all the money then I'm not gonna be a happy bunny
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
oh anne, what were you thinking love x
September 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It worries me that, if we're not careful, we're going to forget all about the woman who was conned by the fake brad pitt hospital photos
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i knew there was a reason why I've kept this in my Downloads folder for the past 10 years #eastenders
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
getting the baby to nap so you can watch bluey in peace
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we're good! she's an absolute little boster x
August 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my teenage daughter was not impressed by me taking a pic of this sign but *marge holding a potato saying 'i just think it's neat' face*
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
gone pink for a bit innit
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
July 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
please be aware that if you have an 'ai lover' that i am judging you with the strength of a thousand suns
July 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
In 1 picture, show me why I should unfollow you:
June 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
neil young, what's going on with the keyboard m8
June 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i only really take photos of the baby & my garden these days, so thought I'd flip the camera and say hi for a change :)
June 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"we basically have two women that have been fighting over frank butcher for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing"
June 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I started researching my family tree a few days ago & every night since I've had dreams about census records.
June 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
what are you wearing to the bluesky prom?
May 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
just saved a bumblebee from a cobweb so that's my good deed for the day sorted.
May 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
superior lunch by the canal on a hot day today. cheese & pickle sandwiches with crinkle chips 🤌
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
every single day either facebook or instagram tricks me into opening up bloody threads
May 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"... And now we move on to 'Liars'"
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New pope being elected on the 19th anniversary of Guy Goma day? The very day? Coincidence? I think not.
May 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
here's a nice timeline cleanser to break up your doomscrolling: my baby's view from her pram today
May 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"THE CHILDREN WILL HAVE TWO DOLLS INSTEAD OF THIRTY DOLLS AND MAYBE THE TWO DOLLS WILL COST A COUPLE OF BUCKS MORE"
May 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM