Elevator Musician
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That’s some quantum level shit right there.
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That’s some quantum level shit right there.
I would like to reduce the use of the phrase, “they’ve never seen anything like it” by 600%.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I would like to reduce the use of the phrase, “they’ve never seen anything like it” by 600%.
New TSA screening requirement: Smile, look into the mirror and repeat three times, “I have a great attitude and people like me!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
New TSA screening requirement: Smile, look into the mirror and repeat three times, “I have a great attitude and people like me!”
The Party of Death.
Death by:
Gun violence
Starvation
Not getting vaccinated
No medical insurance
No close rural hospital
Relaxed EPA standards
Boat missile
etc.
Death by:
Gun violence
Starvation
Not getting vaccinated
No medical insurance
No close rural hospital
Relaxed EPA standards
Boat missile
etc.
December 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Party of Death.
Death by:
Gun violence
Starvation
Not getting vaccinated
No medical insurance
No close rural hospital
Relaxed EPA standards
Boat missile
etc.
Death by:
Gun violence
Starvation
Not getting vaccinated
No medical insurance
No close rural hospital
Relaxed EPA standards
Boat missile
etc.
Pure incompetence - these people know nothing about managing anything - except maybe the news cycle and even that is questionable as of late.
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pure incompetence - these people know nothing about managing anything - except maybe the news cycle and even that is questionable as of late.
Our capital formation system and tax code are broken. When someone can amass over $200 BILLION while workers in that same business make $12/hour, something is wrong. The deck is completely stacked against everyone except
those who are able to acquire equity.
those who are able to acquire equity.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Our capital formation system and tax code are broken. When someone can amass over $200 BILLION while workers in that same business make $12/hour, something is wrong. The deck is completely stacked against everyone except
those who are able to acquire equity.
those who are able to acquire equity.
Is Fox News completely unaware of the biggest con job ever or are they the biggest sidekick ever?
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is Fox News completely unaware of the biggest con job ever or are they the biggest sidekick ever?
This presidency will go down in history as the biggest con job ever and he the biggest con man. Once you see it for what it is - a gigantic, worldwide con serving one family of con artists - you can’t unsee it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This presidency will go down in history as the biggest con job ever and he the biggest con man. Once you see it for what it is - a gigantic, worldwide con serving one family of con artists - you can’t unsee it.
Trump pisses me off but farmers are also pissing me off for electing this dumb fuck who is ruining their business and forcing the rest of us to bail them out. Where is the pride, the rejection of this crap and a public apology? Show us who you are farmers, you’re better than this!
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trump pisses me off but farmers are also pissing me off for electing this dumb fuck who is ruining their business and forcing the rest of us to bail them out. Where is the pride, the rejection of this crap and a public apology? Show us who you are farmers, you’re better than this!
I’m Howard Lutnick and this is my Master Class on getting people to believe you without facts or analysis by simply talking loudly with fake conviction. There, that’s it. That’s the class. Class dismissed.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m Howard Lutnick and this is my Master Class on getting people to believe you without facts or analysis by simply talking loudly with fake conviction. There, that’s it. That’s the class. Class dismissed.
He’s right about one thing, we don’t want garbage citizens in our country. Time for him, his family and his administration to leave.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
He’s right about one thing, we don’t want garbage citizens in our country. Time for him, his family and his administration to leave.
Reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield Joke: “He’s so stupid you look up the word ‘stupid’ in the dictionary and there’s a picture of Trump next to it.”
Have fun replacing “stupid” with your own adjectives, there are many, many to choose from.🙄
Have fun replacing “stupid” with your own adjectives, there are many, many to choose from.🙄
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reminds me of the old Rodney Dangerfield Joke: “He’s so stupid you look up the word ‘stupid’ in the dictionary and there’s a picture of Trump next to it.”
Have fun replacing “stupid” with your own adjectives, there are many, many to choose from.🙄
Have fun replacing “stupid” with your own adjectives, there are many, many to choose from.🙄
Is anyone keeping track of all the things this administration has done that they then reversed? I lost track a long time ago but know the list is long. This would make a great story NYT…
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Is anyone keeping track of all the things this administration has done that they then reversed? I lost track a long time ago but know the list is long. This would make a great story NYT…
He’s a shameless huckster. No specifics on anything - just a bunch of positive sounding platitudes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He’s a shameless huckster. No specifics on anything - just a bunch of positive sounding platitudes.
And if you really listen to them they are long on adjectives and hype, short on facts. Nutlick is just an ebullient huckster.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And if you really listen to them they are long on adjectives and hype, short on facts. Nutlick is just an ebullient huckster.
This has classic narcissist/loser boyfriend begging girlfriend for money vibes.
Put another way…
“If you don’t give me the $100 to fix my motorcycle all hells gonna break lose and your life as you know it will be over”
Put another way…
“If you don’t give me the $100 to fix my motorcycle all hells gonna break lose and your life as you know it will be over”
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This has classic narcissist/loser boyfriend begging girlfriend for money vibes.
Put another way…
“If you don’t give me the $100 to fix my motorcycle all hells gonna break lose and your life as you know it will be over”
Put another way…
“If you don’t give me the $100 to fix my motorcycle all hells gonna break lose and your life as you know it will be over”
Why did McDonalds invite him? No more Big Macs for me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why did McDonalds invite him? No more Big Macs for me.