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OpenAI? Why not open both of them
You’re a fanatic supporter of urban density … with a BACKYARD? ok bro
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What if your robot was actually a guy undefeated
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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2/4/26
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Was going to be ok with doing yesterday again. Feeling ripped off tbh
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
They do it a little different over in San Ramon
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Ok I felt that one 🦆
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
(holding my boomerang) i’m going to throw this
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Off with his head bro
January 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
New Years Dave
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gone in 60 Minutes
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me, a very smart urbanist: cars are a scourge on the city and so I strongly support cars driven by robots.
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
pants, et al
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Which way,
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Cover by Victor Pazmiño.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Wow, apparently UCPD arrested 4 people for felony vandalism for allegedly hanging up a cardboard bug and putting up posters. 3 are held on $20k bail, 1 on $10k bail.

www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They’re saying he’s Americas mayor folks
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is great I’ve been looking for like a little bathroom detective
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Too bad, for I have already depicted myself as a king dropping liquid shit from a fighter jet
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The city should buy this portfolio and leverage Prop I revenue to make it happen. This would be consistent with the vision of the voters, the BOS, and our office in passing Prop I in 2020. Let’s seize the opportunity to jumpstart a real social housing program and do this now!
66 buildings in S.F. face foreclosure after Veritas defaults on $652M debt
Tranche of 1,566 units could be sold as soon as December by San Francisco's former No. 1 landlord, barring deal or repayment of huge debt.
missionlocal.org
September 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🦆
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If I can’t say rest in piss Charlie Kirk on here then it’s not somewhere I want to be
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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not having easy access to Guys has forced me to become a tiny plumbing Guy, light electrical Guy, CAD and 3D printing Guy, computer and networking Guy, garden Guy, and Guy who has a bunch of random tools. I am ready to take my place in the Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM