He’s a weird, short, evil dork. Fuck that guy with a chainsaw.

You should add a crotch thrust for emphasis.

And Big Macs. Don’t forget Big Macs.

Your uncle needs to stop trying to get me hot. It’s weird.

I'm starting to think there's a snuff film. I can't imagine much worse than what we've already heard.

Sometimes I feel bad for mocking a demented, dying old man, but then I remember this is Donald Trump and I laugh.

We'll pry the money out of his orange baby hands.

It is. But only total nutters believe that guns are a good solution. The power differential is just too big to solve it with personal firearms. It might come to that, but no one should be eager to take on tanks, tear gas and drones — especially with minimal training and no organization.

Sandwich Guy 2028!

The "fear of government tyranny" thing was always MAGA culture. They wanted to be the tyrants.

Ten bucks says a staffer made this on their Cricut.

He probably labels every room in case he gets lost, again.

He’ll be consuming the souls of babies that day. It’s in his schedule.

You're morally obligated.

Seriously, I mean it. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.