Elen Caldecott
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Elen Caldecott
@elencaldecott.bsky.social
I write children's fiction. I puppy-wrangle. Hoffi coffi. If there's dancing, I'm in. Senior Lecture, Creative Writing at Lancaster. Published Bloomsbury, OUP, Andersen Press. All jokes my own. She/her
I'm in a 'safe' Labour seat with Greens in second place. But it's a strong Reform target seat. It should be a difficult choice: if I vote Green, Reform might get in. I am not finding it a difficult choice at all. 😥
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jail.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The tequila is mixed in some sort of thick, pink liquid. Party Calpol.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And the Bones/Charlotte Church energy was the lift I didn't know I needed. Aunty Beeb serving the good wine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Attitudes to time are interesting in the British class system. Crass rule of thumb: the upper class think in hundreds of years, the middle class have a life plan, the working class didn't know what next week looks like.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM