Pumpkin Farmer 🎃
@electron.bsky.social
just a 40-something they/them/dude from the future
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
baltimore, hon
☭ unions or else ☭
well, the opposite really
my only children are cats
my only children are cats
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
well, the opposite really
my only children are cats
my only children are cats
you did a tremendous job. the best job.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
you did a tremendous job. the best job.
myself included
X up then smoke up
X up then smoke up
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
myself included
X up then smoke up
X up then smoke up
dude is the most special white boy. this is lovely.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
dude is the most special white boy. this is lovely.
oh no oh no: "so I have a girlfriend. she lives in Chicago. but they're our cats."
dude is a turd lol
dude is a turd lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
oh no oh no: "so I have a girlfriend. she lives in Chicago. but they're our cats."
dude is a turd lol
dude is a turd lol
oh no he started talking about music and his taste kinda sucks. but it's so incredibly "hipster" that it might fly. oh no!
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
oh no he started talking about music and his taste kinda sucks. but it's so incredibly "hipster" that it might fly. oh no!
I am *dumping* Sriracha and yellow mustard on my brussel sprouts
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am *dumping* Sriracha and yellow mustard on my brussel sprouts
I hope one or both of them figure out that I am live-posting their meet-cute 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope one or both of them figure out that I am live-posting their meet-cute 🥰
"so, do you come here often?"
wow nice move
wow nice move
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"so, do you come here often?"
wow nice move
wow nice move
everything that they're saying is making me ill
and maybe borderline sinophobic?
anyway, I am stoked on the brussel sprouts that are coming my way
and maybe borderline sinophobic?
anyway, I am stoked on the brussel sprouts that are coming my way
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
everything that they're saying is making me ill
and maybe borderline sinophobic?
anyway, I am stoked on the brussel sprouts that are coming my way
and maybe borderline sinophobic?
anyway, I am stoked on the brussel sprouts that are coming my way
I am sad that I am not aware of the existence of one. it has been decades in the making!
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I am sad that I am not aware of the existence of one. it has been decades in the making!
they're perfect for each other 🤢
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they're perfect for each other 🤢
they've moved on to talking about terrible European food (which sounds redundant I know)
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they've moved on to talking about terrible European food (which sounds redundant I know)
there should be a ska band who does hamburger-themed Pantera covers named this
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there should be a ska band who does hamburger-themed Pantera covers named this
he's not doing a great job tbh
she is being generous, or maybe she's genuinely impressed? we shall see!
she is being generous, or maybe she's genuinely impressed? we shall see!
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
he's not doing a great job tbh
she is being generous, or maybe she's genuinely impressed? we shall see!
she is being generous, or maybe she's genuinely impressed? we shall see!
to be fair: this actually works for some of us
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
to be fair: this actually works for some of us
she subtly called him out on what he was trying to get at, but I am not sure if he picked up on it. she's giving him an opportunity to right the ship, though!
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
she subtly called him out on what he was trying to get at, but I am not sure if he picked up on it. she's giving him an opportunity to right the ship, though!
oh no, he turned it into sociology and is going on about "bonding" between cells and how it relates to humanity or something...then said something about reproduction 😬
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
oh no, he turned it into sociology and is going on about "bonding" between cells and how it relates to humanity or something...then said something about reproduction 😬