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Goggz
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Another day working at the new warehouse, wondering where the fuck im going to fit all the thing we keep trying to fit in it
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Went to the zoo yesterday. Saw so many animals i never thought I'd see with my own eyes.
Giant anteaters, giraffes, freakin snow leopards!
Genuinely brought to tears a couple of times at how beautiful these animals are.
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Saw this guy enjoying a heat lamp
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Bought a new dressing gown and it was a brilliant idea
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Spent the entire day moving heavy thing from one place to another place a few meters away

I hurt
January 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It would be cool if not hangover
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Year
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Drove for 7 hours today.
I can confidently say that i hate the M6 more than any other road.
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Dear hotels,
My CPAP power cable doesnt reach the other side of the room. It also can't be plugged in via usb. Stop replacing bedside power sockets with USB ones.
Good fucken thing i brought an extension cable isn't it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I used to work with someone who put a spoonful of coffee in her tea.
She called it cofftea.
It was awful.
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dear Ian Lottery,

Please can you pick my numbers tonight? I promise to use the money for good.

Yours wanting lots of moneyingly,
Goggz
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finished all my work. In 2 hours i go on annual leave.
Guess I'll just look at a clock for 2 hours then.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ever just do a covid test to see if you get to not go to work?
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Yesterday i had to work in close quarters with someone i would describe as: definitely infected with covid19 and really likes to cough into their hands, then touch everything.

Today i have to work with a photocopier.

Genuinely don't know which i hate more...
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I want to buy some really nice headphones.
I dont need to buy the nice headphones
I basically never wear headphones
I already have some pretty nice headphones
I still want the really nice headphones
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Putting together a shopping list
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I am a firm believer that christmas can fuck off until december

I have also had pigs in blankets and stuffing from tescos Christmas range twice in the past week.

I just like food.
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I saw a sign outside someone's house the other day saying "thank you for picking up your dog's poos", and as someone who doesn't own a dog I feel like maybe I deserve a little sign thanking me for not pooing everywhere as well. "Thanks for not pooing everywhere, Cyriak" You're welcome
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
These death metal band logos are getting out off hand
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Got a week off next week, so that's awesome.
Just checked my work calendar, i am only working 9 days in December, so that's FREAKING awesome.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Car insurance has gone down almost £700 this year.

Just had to do £600 work on the car to get it through its MOT so i will freakin take it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Found the secret air con button in my hotel room. Now i am cold.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Staying in a hotel for work for a couple days and i forgot my CPAP... Holy crap i slept badly last night...

Also forgot my laptop charger, so lol?
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM