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Eldy
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Barks @ u
Find you a man who says this to you <3
August 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Anxiety is living with 20+ tabs open of those 12 hour videos of occasional sound.

Metal pipes. Knocking. The gnome.
Yes, the gnome.

You can try to close the tabs but each time it opens a new window. Or two. We have fun here. :3
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
AU where instead of the jack cheese line, its Jeff
Colby Jeff
Pepper Jeff
MONTEREY JEFF
August 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Business idea:
Sausage Vendor that also runs a weiner dog emporium adjacent. The implication is that they're free range dogs.
July 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
this would fix me
July 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you got an alert on your phone that your county had a spider infestation, how alarmed would you be on a scale of 1 to 10?

1 being like, this affects your day in no way, and occupies no part of your mind.

10 being like, you've already gotten the shotgun from the locker.
July 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's like Breath of the Wild except there's no wilderness and breathing is illegal
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
No, no, he's not barking at you- he's barking WITH you
June 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*Proudly hangs a "no screaming allowed sign" over the pit of screaming* :]
June 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
End game Grounded is just Doctor Wendell repeatedly, and enthusiastically, reminding you that he is the throat goat.
May 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We just have so much in common. She loves ponies. I love to eat ponies.
May 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The whole gang is here!
May 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
40F to 140F is known as the danger zone, it is the most exciting temperature range to cook food in for maximized flavor.
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Heh. Yeah :]
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fantasy setting where Din is the god of light, rebirth and life. There are no Paladin's, they are Pals of Din.
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Eldy
Okay really cool addition, one of the Steamwheedle merchants in Undermine sells new Noggenfogger potions with *controlled* size change options on a 30 minute duration.

This is going to be SO good for RP, no more blanket tiny sized or massive behemoth lol
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For the East Coast friends.
January 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM