James
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James
@elchopo99.bsky.social
i just got screamed at by freddy krueger
saw this one yesterday, and it sums it up perfectly

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This is why I can’t stand all the pie-in-the-sky fantasies about what a progressive president will do with unitary executive power.

The next Democratic president won’t be able to take a dump without the Supreme Court upholding a ruling by a Texas judge that presidents are no longer allowed to shit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
its insane that its come to this but all states (at least those with Dem trifectas) have to band together and put out a unified vaccine schedule recommendation based on science. we basically need a shadow govt. they started this with covid vaccines, gotta ramp it up ASAP

www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Concerned about federal vaccine policies, states are crafting their own
As federal health agencies change their approach to vaccine policy leaving access for COVID shots uncertain, some states are taking things into their own hands.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
texas politicians: we are gonna do a racist gerrymander
district court: hey, gerrymandering on race isnt allowed
texas politicians: yea? lets see what the supreme court has to say
scotus: there is no way of knowing whether this was racist gerrymandering, even if the texas leg said it was.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by James
oh my god, he admit it x.com/Acyn/status/...
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i guess the only benefit of this is that it will surely fail, when they realize that these beliefs are held by a very vocal minority, and that vocal minority cannot prop up this kind of banal entertainment. so paramount will just bleed money until ellison gets bored and moves on to something else
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
think of how many local news outlets you could fund for $77B, which could help educate people to what is happening in their own backyard, instead of allowing fox and newsmax to fill that void with fever dreams and panic
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
he most reminds me of the doctor from silicon valley
a man in a lab coat and tie is smiling in front of a kleenex dispenser
ALT: a man in a lab coat and tie is smiling in front of a kleenex dispenser
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just following the flow chart on how to destabilize a south american country

1. try to do it covertly and deny you did anything, if that fails..
2. tell congress it has to be done and we need the authority to do it
3. make sure you have no plan for what happens after youve destabilized the region
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
david, just know that its all politics, and we know you were more than deserving. next year will be your year
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
in 5 years, there will be one streaming company, charging $300 per month for the "basic tier" and then if you want to watch prestige shows like the sopranos, you need to upgrade to the platinum tier for an extra $100 a month.

im just gonna start buying dvds again like its 2004
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
to be fair, this isnt a given that it will actually happen. trump clearly wanted the ellisons to get it, i can easily see the govt blocking this transaction.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
pete is gonna bring in one of his nephews to try and fix the issues on the offensive line
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
the thing i cannot shake is that "transporting drugs" is not a fucking capital offense. even if every one of these people is doing what the US alleges they are doing, it isnt punishable by death, especially when there is no trial. i get the details are fucked but just this basic fact breaks my brain
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
yup. the number of "persuadable" people in the center is far surpassed by the number of left/liberals who are turned off by the pandering to the likes of liz cheney. those people in the middle will either vote republican or write in ronald reagan. waste of time.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
think about all the players who started their career after his streak started and then retired/ended up out of the league before his streak ended. derrick rose, marc gasol, kevin love and eric gordon all debuted the year AFTER his streak started. wild.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Reposted by James
This is why I can’t stand all the pie-in-the-sky fantasies about what a progressive president will do with unitary executive power.

The next Democratic president won’t be able to take a dump without the Supreme Court upholding a ruling by a Texas judge that presidents are no longer allowed to shit.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The craziest 8-seconds of hoop you'll see today! 🤯 #Sixers
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM