I like to imagine this was audio transcribed as you lay on the floor drooling.

I'd raise you that having a good idea at 9:05pm is worse cause then you're gonna lie awake in bed all night thinking about it like 'Heck yeah it's gonna be great... boy I sure wish I could sleep right now.'

They are, but honestly it's a single 9,000+ line javascript if statement... so you should probably just start from scratch.

Have you seen 'This Monster Wants To Eat Me?' Yuri manga/recently animated anime with this exact premise. Potentially good research material.

Mmhmm. The I lose track on the number of times I find myself squinting at weird comments and just come to the conclusion that that they just read the headline or thumbnail, stopped, and fired their hot-takes from the hip.

New One-Page Game 'Help I'm an AI generated amalgam creature and I need to escape a Hieronymus Bosch nightmare mural in time for christmas!'

Nooo Khazrak! 😭

Each one is ready for an adventure.

So demure, so prim and proper.

Huh. I clip Mini's claws for her and for the most part she just uses her scratching post. Maybe it's that? (Or just luck yeah)

She has one spot that she likes to scratch sometimes but normally just gives it a couple scratchs to get our attention then stops.

Aye sometimes I think the proliferation of internet clips of cats destroying things has painted a far more destructive picture of the average cat than reality.

Mini just chills. She has like, one corner of one bit of furniture she likes to scratch for attention and that's it.

Holy crap. Chewing on a TV is a whole tier of feral energy I couldn't live with.

Sure is. For catching all the plant pokemon.

We do. But she doesn't jump up on furniture much.

Average Sunday night tbh.

I struggle with insomnia too. A hack that works for me is holding back something I really enjoy for bed.

e.g. I love reading fiction so I mostly read in bed before sleep. Means I'm more likely to go to bed early to read, then my body is more likely to go, 'Oh you're in bed? Sleep time now I guess!'

Little actions like that really mean a lot to me. Makes me feel seen and supported in a way that words alone don’t (on account of the ossified casing around my heart which prevents me from trusting a lot of spoken good intentions).