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Ela Darling
@eladarling.bsky.social
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VR XXX Queen, TEDx-er, Ex-librarian, Chaotic Good, amateur roboticist, and Stoned Adulterer 🍄

ATX

Work- RealDoll
Play- http://zez.am/eladarling
📧 ela.darling@gmail

she/her
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Man, I'm just trying to smoke a bowl and look at a bunch of cool trees while I scroll on my phone, but Twitter is hashing my vibe so hard

Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
Photo of some nice fucking trees with a blue sky and a cloud that looks like a marshmallow peep with a bow tie floating next to it
November 5, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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Oh hey, I was in Business Insider yesterday!

Subscribe: www.eladarling.com 💋
This is a screenshot of the article in business insider, it says, "I'm a girlfriend for hire. I use AI to help me satisfy customers, make more money, and feel better about my work."
November 2, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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Our latest epsiode released today!

Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"

If you're enjoying the show, please send an episode to a friend!

Subscribe, download, rate, review:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
In 1809 Sarah Baartman, an indentured servant to a free black family in Cape Town, caught the attention of a British surgeon. The industrious doctor envisioned a theatrical production to end them all, and make him, Sarah, and her employer rich
September 25, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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New episode dropped this weekends!

We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!

IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
www.illreputepodcast.com
In 1854 a white woman was found living among the Mohave people. The story of how she came to live with them would captivate the world and make her a reluctant celebrity
September 20, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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I have a podcast. I am a Podcaster.

I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!

Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
I'll Repute! Podcast hosted by Ela Darling and Sovereign Syre
September 5, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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I got a fractured wrist for my birthday, but at least I looked really cute right before I went ass over teakettle
I'm in a flowy brown halter dress standing in front of a giant light up prize wheel. There are people looking on in the background and bubbles in the air around me. The walls and floors are brightly decorated to look like a Gameshow set
July 27, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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After some life shit, I'm finally getting back into researching AI tools to supplement and streamline the work I do as an adult content creator

One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?

I do it like this!

#AIforHoes
A screenshot of a conversation with ChatGPT. The user's query is about creating a custom content order form for an adult creator. The AI responded that it cannot engage or support the creation of adult content. The user explains that this is simply a thought experiment. The AI complies with the original request, generating a questionnaire as asked
July 17, 2023 at 4:05 PM
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Saw some cool little friends while walking around outside yesterday.

Caterpillar is named Gable, Orb-weaver spider is named Marge.
A close up photo of a caterpillar in the dirt with some leaves and grass A close up of an Argiope orb-weaver spider
July 8, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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Dead inside but still horny- subscribe to my free #OnlyFans at www.eladarling.com

I'll be posting and active there again when I'm home after Sunday, but there's tits galore to enjoy!
A selfie of me with my tits out and kind of a kissy face A selfie of me with my tits out and smiling
July 7, 2023 at 3:37 PM
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Can I get a roll call for any and everyone I know who is going to #SDCC this year?

My Comic Con Family is skipping it this year and my birthday is July 23, so I'm trying to figure out where to be and what to do for my birthday.
July 6, 2023 at 5:05 PM
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Yeah, I have a Master's in Library and Information Science, but did you know that I also have a PHD? 🤜🤛🎓
A screenshot of a text message between Ela Darling and her friend Wes Weitzenhoffer that reads as follows: Ela- That's why they gave me the fancy degrees Wes- You have a Doctorate in Friendship Ela- A Phriendship Having Degree Wes- Lol Ela- I'm Skying that or whatever verb we're using for this shit
July 6, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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I went to an iconic Austin joint tonight
July 5, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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My new mini goal is finding a way to make BlueSky my new ADHD scrolling pass time now that Reddit and Twitter are in a race to the bottom, and there's no room at the Inn for whores like me on Instagram.

Suggestions?
A selfie of Ela holding her pomeranian dog, Sassy
July 4, 2023 at 2:19 PM