elaborinth8993
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elaborinth8993
@elaborinth8993.bsky.social
I read an article on Facebook, that claims that “millions of men are at risk for crotch rot/Jock itch”

Which is basically athlete’s foot that has spread to your cock and balls.

Their solution was to put your socks on, before your underwear. So that you’re not exposing your boxers to the fungus.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Guy on Sniffies….

“I’m straight-Curious”

Profile Photo: panties, stocking, garter and heels

Me: Press X to doubt the “straight” claim
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Just keep repeating the Mantra.

I am a Whore.

And I like Money.
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Did I just see Vore in a pistachio commercial?
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Am I the only one that is concerned with how much #America250 is being pushed?

I know the concept behind it is innocent. It’s America’s 250th birthday, because in 1776 we became independent.

But with it being pushed at NYE at Times Square, America250 on the Washington monument

Something is Sussy…
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is why I don’t want to move in with you dude.

My friend, who I love dearly and is a great friend… has quirks that, tend to be a bit controlling….

I just invited him over to my house to hang out tomorrow, cause we only hang out at his house and I’m trying to be fair. He said no because...
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
God. My life is so fucked up….

Thought we got over this….
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ok.

I need someone to explain to me something.

Why is it that LGBTQIA+ hookup culture has turned being out and proud, as not being discreet?

Being discreet means, for some examples…

I don’t ask for a face pic, or we meet in secret, or I don’t say anything to anyone about who I just fucked.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This post is probably going to give away a significant amount of information regarding where I live, but I have to talk about what’s going on.

So outside the city limits of my hometown there is an aluminum factory. About 3-4 months ago, one of the sections of the factory massively caught on fire…
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have a question for those that follow me that know more about mental health then I do.

Is it normal to feel guilty for taking a break between all your chores?

I still have so much shit to do, like fold laundry, vacuum my room, sweep and mop my bathroom, etc....

But I just can't get off my couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And there it is. The line in the sand being redrawn

Sure, potentially bi-curious best friend, we can talk about your visit to girlfriend in California and fucked her for days, but you never felt the urge to cum.

But when you say “Anal got me close”
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I know that Porn is not realistic and is usually dramatized to sell a plot and make it sound more interesting.

But if your Porn title is "Str8 guy's second time."

And the straight guy is the bottom, and already knows about and has become a total *poppers* queen...

This ain't their second time...
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I just got my @dbrand.bsky.social AirPod 4th Gen grip case in, and the lid to the case wouldn’t stay on, no matter what.

Turns out, when I removed the tab on the inside of the lid. I removed the adhesive that was under the tab.

I’m glad they included a second one, or I was going to go full Karen.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"If you have to eat shit, don't nibble."

That is a fucking powerful motivational quote right there.

Didn't think I would hear that from a YouTuber that I just found out went to federal prison Chris Boden
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Brennen Lee Mulligan….

It’s episode 4….

On a main campaign….

Not a few episodes one shot…

What the fuck
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I guess I really need to learn how to read a bus schedule.

Thought this entire time, the bus I’m waiting for arrives at this bus stop at 11:00am

What it actually does is that it arrives at the terminus of the line at 11am, restarts its route, and arrives at my stop at 11:08am
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You know how some people say that when they are busy and life is just kicking them down hard that some will say that either They are getting fucked or life is fucking them?

Let’s just say, that at this point, I could take a fist easily.
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My roommate is having a bad day and got really pissed off and threw our broom and broke some glass, then he ran out of the house and drove away to go cool off.

So what did my brain do? Go into trauma response mode and clean the entire house from top to bottom.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why is it that you wake up just as a dream is about to get good, and you wake up, fully bricked up and blue balled?
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The internet has forever tainted me.

I saw this in the daily events email the college I work for sends me every weekday, and my brain immediately went to the wrong place.

#Furries.
September 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’m not trying to be offensive here at all. But can someone explain to me why there has been an increased trend in people on gay hookup apps presenting fem?

I understand trans people exist. I’m not trying to belittle their stories. You exist, you are valid and loved…
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My father wonders why I don’t come around often…

As my entitled 35 year old brother sits there freeloading off of my limited income 75 year old father, thinking he has a say in how my father spends his money, and gets mad when it’s not spent his way…

I wonder why I don’t come around often either….
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I just saw a post on Reddit about how a mom’s teenage son bought a flip cover for the auto start/stop button on his car. The mom asked Reddit about it because it came from Shein, and she immediately went “ITS FOR DRUGS/FOR SEX MY SON IS A DEGENERATE! HELP ME PROVE IM RIGHT REDDIT”
September 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Maybe I am better off living alone. It seems like my existence pisses people off
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM