zoro is the only one who will actually sleep with him bc he's the only one who actually wants to have sex. usopp starts bringing board games he wants people to play with him and ends up leading a dnd campaign. people keep disappearing to play with luffy's ferret. this is not a euphemism

the rest of the strawhats in this thing. devil fruits exist so chopper can be a talking reindeer, brook can be a talking skeleton, and jinbei can be a union man