Put a bolo out on that kid dressed like Benoit Blanc

^second the pogies. They stay on my bars in the winter so that I don’t feel the need to wear gloves

Does that cause issues with fogging? I always have that issue with neck gaiters but I wear glasses, so maybe goggles are the trick

A logo that says “Graphic design is *not* my passion, cutlery is my passion.”

They’re already making these socks for bikes pocketpedals.com/en-us/produc...

A Fursuit You Can’t Sweat Through

It’s like he’s under the impression that mortar is bad

Under woke 2 all grocery stores will be required to carry Penzeys

That’s what the two weeks after the haircut are for, to make it good.

Say what you will about the free market but they don’t fuck up your grade increase for 8 months every time a Republican takes office and decides no one deserves the promotions they were promised

Marching bands are a form of transit

Just stuff duvet covers into a duvet cover like a matryoshka doll. That way you take the duvet cover off and you have a fresh duvet.

Like the audacity to be exasperated there, such a good line read for that character.

Tim Kaine ensuring that respect for Virginia didn’t last a full week.

When they first rolled out the AI summary, it used to begin with phrases like “the comments overwhelmingly…”. When the comments were one sided. Now the summary frequently begins by characterizing the comments as “exploration”, even when the rest of the summary supports stronger language.

Naming my WiFi network “Apple TV” in an apartment complex just to waste people’s time.

Maximum post tax income would work out to $1,244,152.75 unless I messed up the marginal calculations somewhere (not counting social security/medicare taxes). All in all that seems reasonable to me. What’s anyone need more than $1.2 mil after tax for anyway.