Eric
ejohnso49.bsky.social
Eric
@ejohnso49.bsky.social
Enjoys breaking fast and breaking computers. Chicago IL bby
[email protected] is available
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
One of their self-driving engineers almost wrecked me in a bike lane wearing their "safety third" stickers (we were both on bikes)
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I didn't need that trace, you're absolutely right oscilloscope
January 22, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Kafkaesque, he would say
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Me: You're telling me a shrimp made this app?

The shrimp: $ make app && make deploy
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Watching my Cargo.toml explode, crying, throwing up
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM