No, you dullard.

Hey, everybody, take it easy on Prince Birdcoop here. He just learned about Pearl Harbor today in middle school.

Apologies, Lord. I wouldn't have teased you earlier if I'd known that you are literally a dumb baby who hasn't developed self-awareness.

No, there's not much to unpack there at all.

Are people trying to "silence the issue," or are they ridiculing you for unintentionally hilarious behaviour?

The answer, although it shouldn't, may surprise you.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Charlie Brown"

Your anger matters to you alone. Calm down.

Thanks, but I'll have to do my own research

Wow, he sure is pissed at the photographer!

Good lord, William Henry Seward is still alive!?

WOW, what short memories some people have. This is an immensely wrongheaded take with no basis in fact.