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“I have a fear of butterflies, right?” -Elliot
Vegas ornament is this year’s Ocean City bauble.
woody from toy story says " i can t find it anywhere "
ALT: woody from toy story says " i can t find it anywhere "
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December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Vegas ornament is this year’s Ocean City bauble.
HA! Both kids thought it was a real spinner title belt, so they were actually disappointed by the cake.
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HA! Both kids thought it was a real spinner title belt, so they were actually disappointed by the cake.
Pour one out for the 12' snowman. The fan appears to have melted away, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it. I was just working at the computer and heard a change in the hum. I looked out and Frosty went thumpety, thump, thump onto his face. But (!) he waved goodbye, saying...nothing. He dead.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pour one out for the 12' snowman. The fan appears to have melted away, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it. I was just working at the computer and heard a change in the hum. I looked out and Frosty went thumpety, thump, thump onto his face. But (!) he waved goodbye, saying...nothing. He dead.
If you’re playing Whamageddon, check those holiday ride playlists!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If you’re playing Whamageddon, check those holiday ride playlists!
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Called what I thought were a lot of companies’ bluffs for their Black Friday/Cyber Monday prices and they were not.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Called what I thought were a lot of companies’ bluffs for their Black Friday/Cyber Monday prices and they were not.
There are already delays!?
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
There are already delays!?
So we’re doing this Rumble style?! Ok…
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So we’re doing this Rumble style?! Ok…
First Christmas card! 📮
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
First Christmas card! 📮
They Are Here
They Love Us
We Are Never Alone
We Are One
They Love Us
We Are Never Alone
We Are One
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They Are Here
They Love Us
We Are Never Alone
We Are One
They Love Us
We Are Never Alone
We Are One
The driver behind me is definitely shirtless.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The driver behind me is definitely shirtless.
I wonder if the guy who called during follow-ups for the Potomac Yard HOA knows why he got tens of thousands of downloads or just stopped listening after hanging up.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I wonder if the guy who called during follow-ups for the Potomac Yard HOA knows why he got tens of thousands of downloads or just stopped listening after hanging up.
Another milestone ride without a high five…
a man in a suit is hugging a woman in front of a painting with #schittscreek written on the bottom
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November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Another milestone ride without a high five…
Remember this morning's dementia discussion? Well, as we finished and Elliot solicited for follow-up phone calls, I said, "Don't pick the show up ... can we keep with that tone?"
My bad.
My bad.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Remember this morning's dementia discussion? Well, as we finished and Elliot solicited for follow-up phone calls, I said, "Don't pick the show up ... can we keep with that tone?"
My bad.
My bad.
Special reserve toys!
a baseball player with the number 20 on his cap
ALT: a baseball player with the number 20 on his cap
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November 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Special reserve toys!
Always love seeing toothpaste in the office bathroom sink.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Always love seeing toothpaste in the office bathroom sink.
What was the point of Cena's match at Wrestlepalooza!?
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What was the point of Cena's match at Wrestlepalooza!?
Was that the Siuuu?!
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Was that the Siuuu?!
Oof, the network totally blew the setup to that field goal.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oof, the network totally blew the setup to that field goal.
Shh, cuida'o, que nadie nos escuche
Shh, cuida—
Shh, cuida—
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Shh, cuida'o, que nadie nos escuche
Shh, cuida—
Shh, cuida—
Just got out of the shower, tapped the phone to wake it, and panicked that I was late for work.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just got out of the shower, tapped the phone to wake it, and panicked that I was late for work.
Welcome back, Robyn!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Welcome back, Robyn!
Hot take: Ribbons and strings for hanging Christmas tree ornaments are too long.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Hot take: Ribbons and strings for hanging Christmas tree ornaments are too long.
Not being able to get beer before a 7:30 AM kick-off will be the #1 reason Shoppers is missed…by me.
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not being able to get beer before a 7:30 AM kick-off will be the #1 reason Shoppers is missed…by me.