Saganapologist
@einst1.bsky.social
Archaeologist and Opera Singer. Also, I apologize for whatever it was I said that sent you here.
Oh so we're attacking the margins today. Got it. (Ma Nishtana...)
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh so we're attacking the margins today. Got it. (Ma Nishtana...)
Once you realize that University admin as a species are trained boot lickers, you understand why so many are so quick to bend the knee.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Once you realize that University admin as a species are trained boot lickers, you understand why so many are so quick to bend the knee.
Apparently boycotting Amazon in our house doesn't include christmas presents...
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Apparently boycotting Amazon in our house doesn't include christmas presents...
I don't like dessert.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don't like dessert.
Have you ever been so infuriated you can't read?
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Have you ever been so infuriated you can't read?
Wait. They canceled Firefly after ONE SEASON!!?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wait. They canceled Firefly after ONE SEASON!!?!
"Meow, I am become Death, the destroyer of mice."
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Meow, I am become Death, the destroyer of mice."
Some folks are just not qualified to make decisions for their children. "I know what's best for my child" is often coming from the mouth of someone who clearly doesn't.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Some folks are just not qualified to make decisions for their children. "I know what's best for my child" is often coming from the mouth of someone who clearly doesn't.
What exactly is 2K gonna help me buy re health insurance???
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What exactly is 2K gonna help me buy re health insurance???
Watching Pluribus and I'm thinking Rick and Morty did it better.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Watching Pluribus and I'm thinking Rick and Morty did it better.
Oh! Ball PEEN hammer.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh! Ball PEEN hammer.
Are Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson gonna hug this out or what?
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Are Billy Bob Thornton and Luke Wilson gonna hug this out or what?
Joyce Carol Oates is like:
two men in suits are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other if he looks tired .
Alt: Doctor who asking, "don't you think looks tired?"
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Joyce Carol Oates is like:
Philadelphia just needed to run the ball. WTF
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Philadelphia just needed to run the ball. WTF
Teaching my kids about solipsism is going about as well as I imagined.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Teaching my kids about solipsism is going about as well as I imagined.
My favorite part about rewatching Firefly, is the accurate representation of sound in space. You know, the guitar music.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My favorite part about rewatching Firefly, is the accurate representation of sound in space. You know, the guitar music.
I kind of think she's earned the benefit of the doubt.
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I kind of think she's earned the benefit of the doubt.
Dick Cheney was the type of asshole who would shoot his friend in the face and then make him apologize for getting in the way.
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dick Cheney was the type of asshole who would shoot his friend in the face and then make him apologize for getting in the way.
Jesus Fox let them say "fuck"!
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Jesus Fox let them say "fuck"!
6 yo comes downstairs to get water. Sees that we're watching an "adult" show. Says he knows that "adult" shows are about kissing and murder. He's very smart.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
6 yo comes downstairs to get water. Sees that we're watching an "adult" show. Says he knows that "adult" shows are about kissing and murder. He's very smart.
"Insufferable" comes to mind...
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Insufferable" comes to mind...
I don't need to figure out how I'd feel if Obama or Biden had done this, because they didn't.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I don't need to figure out how I'd feel if Obama or Biden had done this, because they didn't.