Snarkchasm
@eiming.bsky.social
I bleed blue. Dog is my copilot. Personal assistant and private chef for Edie, my dog. Writer in my free time. Californian refugee in Cambodia. DM at your own risk- if I missed following you back, lmk in comments. ✌🏼
The gold standard "idiot" works just fine.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The gold standard "idiot" works just fine.
Piggy is still a pedo. Shhhh. Piggy, I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Piggy is still a pedo. Shhhh. Piggy, I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
The first one stole my beer while my pup wisely watched. The next one stole my champagne, and the last one just scared the duck out of me!
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The first one stole my beer while my pup wisely watched. The next one stole my champagne, and the last one just scared the duck out of me!
I wonder when this will hit the shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I wonder when this will hit the shelves.
Which desert? I'm in Palm Springs, California, when Piggy isn't making a pig sty out of the White House. I know they're getting crazy rain lately...
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Which desert? I'm in Palm Springs, California, when Piggy isn't making a pig sty out of the White House. I know they're getting crazy rain lately...
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat! Happy Tuesday!
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat! Happy Tuesday!
Yup, Trump likes them stupid. He likes to feel like he's the smartest person in the room. Dog help us all. 🤦🏽
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Yup, Trump likes them stupid. He likes to feel like he's the smartest person in the room. Dog help us all. 🤦🏽
I used to like dark art pieces when I was young. Now I can't really live with them. I was at an art exhibit and my friends wanted the same piece I wanted (below). I lost the bet for the piece called "The Snitch". I wish I'd gone home empty handed!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I used to like dark art pieces when I was young. Now I can't really live with them. I was at an art exhibit and my friends wanted the same piece I wanted (below). I lost the bet for the piece called "The Snitch". I wish I'd gone home empty handed!
I'm not a religious person, but grew up Christian. Today was the first time I asked Satan for something...
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm not a religious person, but grew up Christian. Today was the first time I asked Satan for something...
I've got this creepy oil painting called "Retribution" by David Lyle. I had to hang it in an obscure corner of my house. I feel like it's bad Feng shui, even though I don't really believe in that too much. 🤪
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I've got this creepy oil painting called "Retribution" by David Lyle. I had to hang it in an obscure corner of my house. I feel like it's bad Feng shui, even though I don't really believe in that too much. 🤪
At least you said please. I completely agree.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
At least you said please. I completely agree.
I'd say that's six of one, a half dozen of the other. I actually like your word choice better, but I don't have time to explain what those words mean to some people! 💙😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'd say that's six of one, a half dozen of the other. I actually like your word choice better, but I don't have time to explain what those words mean to some people! 💙😂
There's only ONE headline I want to see. I'm going to try asking Satan for once.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There's only ONE headline I want to see. I'm going to try asking Satan for once.
No argument from me. It's almost like it's intentional...
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
No argument from me. It's almost like it's intentional...
People need to know where to piss...
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
People need to know where to piss...
Shel Silverstein poem "The Toucan"
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Shel Silverstein poem "The Toucan"
Fuck them. Even Gemini will do anti-MAGAt art.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Fuck them. Even Gemini will do anti-MAGAt art.
A little cloud porn from my collection.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A little cloud porn from my collection.
Gotta laugh sometimes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gotta laugh sometimes.
T'was a good. Friday!
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
T'was a good. Friday!
