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eigengraulein
@eigengraulein.bsky.social
sandwich enjoyer, recovering consultant; you know I keep that thang* on me

* clown nose
“say, jair”
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
sounds about reich
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
fyi: james turrell’s “light reign” (on the UW campus) is a seattle sight worth seeing
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
enjoy the time off king
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
showing duck on main
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the actual bubba:
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“you see, your holiness—they’d forgotten about the cones”
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
literally
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I didn’t like him on family guy and I don’t like him now.
he insists upon himself
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m staying cool but also
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
okay jack
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my expression reading each edit
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
good morning
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
what in the coldplay jumbtron is happening here
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
coming to a realization, part ♾
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
the coast was clear
#photography
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
same energy
October 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
oof
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
we come to this place for magic
September 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I hand-painted these kitchen floor tiles
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
a second bailey has hit chuck schumer
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM