Watching football with my new dog. Can't settle on a name but seriously considering the name football if the lions win.

You gotta do you but when someone I love is beautiful and they think they're not, they might be able to hear annoyance in my voice even when I don't want them to. But idk how your family acts, could be super annoying.

I couldn't get past the combat to even see if it sucked.

I mean throw it at a wall and find out

Relevant...

Depending on how gay the birds are that could also be an enviable career

Yeah I was just making a dry joke but instead got jealous of this job I just invented.