elә.mental
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301 | UMD & HU | INTP | BA/BA, MBA, JD
I don't know... I just be guessing sometimes.
I don't know... I just be guessing sometimes.
Run her those publishing coins...imejatly!!!
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Run her those publishing coins...imejatly!!!
They missed a prime opportunity to name their establishment "Big Back Chicken Shack". It has a much better ring to it. I need to start my own marketing firm ASAP.
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 AM
They missed a prime opportunity to name their establishment "Big Back Chicken Shack". It has a much better ring to it. I need to start my own marketing firm ASAP.
I used to rap in college(long story...) I once dislocated my shoulder being extra-demonstrative on stage. Yes, there is video. No, you will never see it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I used to rap in college(long story...) I once dislocated my shoulder being extra-demonstrative on stage. Yes, there is video. No, you will never see it.
From a massage, or sumn else? I'm genuinely curious 🤔
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
From a massage, or sumn else? I'm genuinely curious 🤔
So, um... Wanna tell me about these uncommon orgasms?
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
So, um... Wanna tell me about these uncommon orgasms?
Sounds like Timbaland beat... or maybe he sounds like them?🤔🤔🤔
August 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sounds like Timbaland beat... or maybe he sounds like them?🤔🤔🤔
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We do actually need to pay attention to the distraction when death and punishment is the way they’re distracting.
August 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We do actually need to pay attention to the distraction when death and punishment is the way they’re distracting.
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Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude
August 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude
Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude
August 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Wu-Tang Dude
So, you're choosing chaos, huh?🤣🤣🤣
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So, you're choosing chaos, huh?🤣🤣🤣
Cuz, you are PARK POLICE! You need to take your Ranger Smith ass back to Jellystone park and find out what Yogi did with the pick-a-nick baskets!
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cuz, you are PARK POLICE! You need to take your Ranger Smith ass back to Jellystone park and find out what Yogi did with the pick-a-nick baskets!
So, let me get this straight. She wants him to support her financially AND do so while working minimal hours. Gotcha.
August 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So, let me get this straight. She wants him to support her financially AND do so while working minimal hours. Gotcha.
"Chicken cutlets" is both hilarious and accurate!
August 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"Chicken cutlets" is both hilarious and accurate!
Ol' smoke-and-mirrors ass bamma. "Hey, what's that over there?"🤨 We see through this bullshit. I hope everyone else does too.
August 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ol' smoke-and-mirrors ass bamma. "Hey, what's that over there?"🤨 We see through this bullshit. I hope everyone else does too.