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eggempiremaster.bsky.social
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@eggempiremaster.bsky.social
ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ʀᴜʟᴇs! ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴǫᴜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏᴏʟs! ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ-- ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴍʏ ᴇᴍᴘɪʀᴇ!
"And that's another zone now under my control! Things have been going so well since Sonic bit the dust."
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
//guess we doing this
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Too bad Sonic's not around to enjoy Sonic not being around."
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's a horrible day outside. Badniks are attacking, fleets of destruction were looming... on days like these, the world renowned hero would be stepping up.

Today wasn't the case. Because the hero the world needed was gone.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
//yall remember that time Eggman reprogrammed Mega Man and gave him a upgrade
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
//yeah I think I know what it's bout to be used for
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Consider it done! My minion @sa-55.bsky.social will provide you with the blueprints and know how of making machines as great as mine.

I'm sure the friends of the late Sonic the Hedgehog will be plenty distracted with what I have in store for them.

Go ahead, make my day."
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
LETS GET #SONICISDEAD TRENDING.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"I suppose I do owe you for ridding me of that annoying blue pest. And since I'm in such a good mood, I'll repay you. What is it that you want?""
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"I'm guessing you're the one who solved my rodent problem."
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Sonic the Hedgehog?! Dead?! This is...

The best news I've heard all day! HAHAHAHAHA! With him gone nothing will stop me from building my empire!

The only downside is I wasn't able to do away with that blue rat myself."
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
posting this again my dudes
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Always remember, bald is beautiful.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Worked out in the end for me though."
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"All these years of world conquest and I've only ever had one Wily moment."
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
//top 10 anime betrayals
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Can you survive the night?
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BISHASS MOTHERF*CKER, HE PISSED ON MY F*CKING WIFE! THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG F*CKING QUILLY D*CK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY F*CKING WIFE! SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY BLUESKY SOCIAL!
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh you bitch ass motherfucker...
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
How could you forget the ultimate humiliation?
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM