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I think you'd be extremely sore the day after, frankly
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I need notepad to convert bytes into UTF-8 characters! the only update it's needed since, like 1995 is to replace ASCII support with that. if someone wants other features, that's what wordpad or notepad++ is for
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
he had an example where he contacted them, ethan and idubbz, since he knew they weren't cool with each other personally. I doubt anyone had the full list of names until this week.

also the ethan and idubbz voices were recorded 4 years ago apparently, so since then their whole deal has flipped lol
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
this is more explaining why it's so obvious why the video is bullshit. there's simply no NON bullshit way to distribute this to the public, so if it were legit it would already be jank. it makes the other jank shit stand out.
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
as far as I can tell, it's industry standard to make secure court laptops install the entire application with admin rights in order to display any part of the video file, rather than having a button that lets you just email the .avi over to your lawyer.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
you're entirely right, however it is worth pointing out that a piece of this that you're discounting (and they're not mentioning because it's stupid) is that security systems are the worst designed software in the world, and I've never seen one with an actual export option
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
yeah, again, I'd still love her unconditionally! but the normies will be left with Kayin and Zara, never drawing the line between IWBTG or Eversion and 'This Hack Will Kill You And Everyone Watching, a Maddie Thorson Production'
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
don't worry, she's going to make a SMW hack so brutal that it actually kills the entire online audience of SGDQ 2028 and that'll really dampen people's opinions of her. Like she'll still have her fans, obviously, but most people will think you're cooler. the lame ones.
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I'm trying to learn how to use gitlab (for work) and I just set up tags for my project yesterday. dog what do you mean I need to do them one at a time? what do you mean you closed the ticket to fix this like a year ago because it doesn't match your goals for the app? shits RANCID out there
February 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
thankfully for the right he turned out to be a violent antisemite*

*met with Palistinian diplomats once decades ago

(that's literally the only thing I could find when I tried to find out why he was being branded as an antisemite, FTR)
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
the graveyard scene in the second loop's ending made me cry every time he went through it, even the time he was buttoning though the dialogue as fast as possible
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
that's just something awful my dude. some people there are fyad posters, unfortunately.
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
if they weren't they had 4 years to enact structural change to try and prevent the agency from doing this again.
but it's easier to get elected when you can point at kids in cages, so long as no one notices you built the child sized cages
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
listen, 2015 was the peak of human history and goodness, and then 2021-2024 was an unambiguous ramp back up to where we had been. how dare you imply there are problems in the world that AREN'T donald drumpf 🙄
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
no offense to him, he's a fine writer, I like all of his books! but every time one of jason pargins novels breaks for a page or two so he can write a cracked article I'm reminded that he already had a place. and it was stolen from him.
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
if you long-press on an image, the alt text should pop up at the top of the context menu that pops up. this is a universal thing, not just a DoA thing.

I'll miss the button that makes the alt text appear :/
January 22, 2026 at 1:13 PM
- unlike many occupied peoples, an occupied Canada would be full of people who look like the occupying army, speak the same dialect as the occupying army, and understand the culture of the occupying army.
January 20, 2026 at 9:13 PM
it's probably worth considering that on top of that after he won the democratic primary the entire "vote blue no matter who" party decided they didn't mean this time and backed a disgraced sex offender. why would he ever feel loyalty to the party that hates him?
January 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
the way these dweebs treat simple, clear, policy proposals as "slogans" is infuriating. abolish ice and dwfund the police aren't slogans, they're just policy proposals this dude disagrees with.
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
im not going to tell you that the democrats and Republicans are the same, but the only reasonable read on Bidens presidency is that the party looked at everything Trump did, and decided "well that was pretty rough, but if we punish him for it then we won't be able to do the same if we want"
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
if the democrats somehow manage to pull off two impeachments, someone in the right will shoot Hakeem Jeffries and any other democrat within sight for "stealing" the presidency. which is a moot point because they already threw away their chance to impeach Trump.
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
but so far genai isnt a positive for anyone. the hope is that they can replace literally every entry level employee everywhere with it, and the longer it takes to be able to do that the more likely these assholes are to divest from it
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
splitting taxi services across a bunch of different companies has always seemed like an inefficient way to do things to me
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
ignoring the uber spin in the article, this seems like a good first step towards removing the overhead from the existing taxi companies or Uber. has anyone in the council considered having the city running taxi services in house?
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 AM