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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
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Welcome to Target.
A portrait of The Corinthian from the comic book series, The Sandman. He is a white man with white blond hair. He smiles a toothy, predatory smile as he lowers his sunglasses with his left hand. Instead of eyeballs he has the same toothy smile in each eye socket.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Disney's MULAN (1998)
Text in the style of a Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign Text reads: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER? Text in the style of a Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign Text reads: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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*Sigh* 😏

Yeah, it's kinda fun.
Text in the style of Zohran Mamdani for New York City political sign. Text reads: Therefore, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for the
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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MAY I ASK FOR ONE FINAL THING? is a pretty fun #anime. You should check it out on Crunchyroll.

Or you could read the original manga here:
bato.to/chapter/2625...
A slogan in the style of a Zohran Mamdani political sign. The background is striking blue and the letters are in equally striking light orange. The beginning of the slogan has the orange letters shadowed in red. This slogan says Scarlett el Vandimion for punching rich assholes in the face repeatedly
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Cover art for the animated film BON VOYAGE, CHARLIE BROWN (AND DIDN'T COME BACK!)
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Timeliness
Iron Spike reposting effin' birds' illustration of a bird with the caption "thank you for this generous helping of horseshit" literally a minute after it was posted. Iron Spike comments, "logging on".
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I'm an hour from the end of Brandon Sanderson's THE WAY OF KINGS and overall I'm enjoying it very much. #books

There are some revelations, however...
80's vaporwave graphics that say NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FUCKED UP
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Nathaniel Redmond, director of the Yale school of public health, said on Tuesday that the "horror, scale and velocity of killing" in El Fasher had left pools of blood visible from satellites.
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Single panel cartoon of a scruffy man outside a window looking in. His shirt says SICKOS. He laughs and says, "Yes... hahaha... yes!"
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Hell yeah
Blue sky social profile page The White House @whitehouse-47.bsky.social User Blocked by "Right wing propaganda and their followers" Posts Replies Medial Videos
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Large UHAUL sign says UHHHH instead
October 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I think I'm getting closer
Moe Szyslak, The bartender from The Simpsons, wipes down a glass while standing in front of the bottles and mirror behind the bar. His facial features an expression evoke the word "troglodyte." Homer Simpson trips and falls all over a trash bin. His facial expression looks drunk and stupid.
September 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I feel like I'm circling the drain here
Lisa Simpson seems irate. She wears her iconic orange dress with pearl necklace, holds a magenta piece of paper in one hand, and is shot from above standing on a wooden floor resembling that of a gymnasium. Homer Simpson holds a hot dog in one hand and a small fish by the tail in the other hand. He is doing this in front of a large tank of water that contains a dolphin who is staring at Homer. Homer also has a very stupid drunk face. Homer Simpson's photograph in his high school yearbook. He has long messy hair, a molestache, and is wearing a blue and black jacket, ruffled white shirt, and a black bow tie. His facial expression could be described as dumb and affected by Marijuana. Homer Simpson looks to be mansplaining something and pointing with his hand.
September 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Closer
Homer Simpson holds a wooden club like a baseball bat in front of a smoking volcano.
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It was the /r/SimpsonsFaces subreddit.

This isn't the face I was looking for, but it'll do for now.
Maggie Simpson wearing a paper sign that reads "I'm a stupid baby," and has a stupid baby expression on her face.
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I gotta adjust something...
The RAD Seed's original post with the final word "keeper" cut off.
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Oh shit, that's rad!

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Screenshot of a portion of the Giant Panda Wikipedia page that shows a photograph of a Giant panda at the Ocean Park Hong Kong and Conservation status: Vulnerable
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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To all the hwite people bitching how they can't "celebrate their culture/heritage" I say

Skill issue
A white man wearing a white t-shirt with a band of red diamond cross-hatching and an illustration of a bottle of Kewpie mayonnaise, complete with the silhouette of the Kewpie baby. Behind the man is a backyard pool, deck chairs, garden, and trees.
August 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The Grim Reaper moves a bead across an abacus.
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Could be worse, I suppose...
A chainsawsuit.com three-panel comic by Kris Straub. I accidentally enrolled in the academy twice, now i'm TWO COPS in "just desserts" Cop: i'll have the "seis leches" cake Waiter: that makes no sense. don't you mean two orders of "tres leches?" Cop (pointing a gun): you go back there, son, and you bring me six milks
August 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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YES... HA HA HA... YES!
Fred Rogers looks in through a curtained window. It is very reminiscent of the SICKOS meme.
August 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
On a one-way street lined with cars, a giant, plush, Rastafarian banana rests on an upturned couch which is esconced betwixt a gray garbage can and a white and orange construction barrier.
August 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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What am I thinking?! Achy Breaky Heart is by this guy!
Beta Ray Bill in an ill fitting, clipart cowboy hat. So for this joke he'd be "Beta Ray Cyrus?" Or maybe "Beta Ray Billy Cyrus?" He is a space alien of a humanoid form but with dull brass skin and the face of a skeletal goldfish. He is dressed like Thor from Marvel comics and movies. He wears white gloves with red stripes at the wrist, golden boots flared like whale tails, dark blue or black full body tights with white EKG lines between white circles, a golden belt with broad buckle, and a red cape. He wields a golden ball-peen hammer.
August 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Another favorite Doctor and Companion
Dan Stevens as David Haller wearing an orange zip up jacket with yellow highlights. Aubrey Plaza as Lenny Busker wearing a red shirt and brown jacket. They sit in front of a verdant backdrop with shadowed eyes.
August 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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You see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you
The title screen for HORIZON: ZERO DAWN. It is a rugged, mountainous landscape covered in snow and evergreen trees lit by the rising sun. A tree grows at the edge of an overhanging cliff on the left side of the screen. Two human figures stand beneath this tree; a third human kneels in front of it, holding a baby.
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM