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// dramione WIP

Was doing some work sprinting and found a tiny scrap heap of draft dialogue for a minister/bodyguard fic tucked away in my personal discord.

Maybe I’ll hack away at it later as a little treat 😮
“Admit it. You’ve thought about it. You and me.” “I’ve done no such thing. She’s terribly professional, your minister.” “She’s not, and I have records to prove it.” “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.” He crawls toward me. “I have it on great authority that you, Hermione Jean Granger, once forged a signature on a piece of legislation.” I choke. No. There’s no way he knows about the Ley— “The Ley Line Rehabilitation Act, I believe. Forgery. A criminal act done by one very smitten little minister. Oh what’s that? I happen to have a photograph.” I can barely breathe or I’m breathing too much. Either way I’m minutes from death. If he’s dedicated his life to protecting me, he’s doing a terrible job now. “Don’t say it, Malfoy. Do not say it—” “Look just there. Who signed this document? Was it Minister Hermione Granger? Or was it Mrs Draco Malfoy? I’m having trouble deciphering your terrible scribble.”
April 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
Meme of building falling over (labeled “everything happening in the world”) being held up by a few support beams (labeled “baseball” and “opening day”)
March 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
// drabble /
@magicalsydney.bsky.social wtiys / dramione angst whoopsie

Sydney made a wtiys and I got so excited that I failed to follow instructions. So instead of 200 words, please accept 400 and my many apologies.

—

There was luggage on her bed.

(1/12)
Screenshot of @/magicalsydney’s ig post of her wtiys drabble prompt: marriage law/contract, “what could possibly go wrong,” 200 words or less.
March 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
// drabble / dramione + angst + twist / war au

Part 2/2 (3 slides)
“Granger, how do I stop it? The bomb?” “How should I know?” “You built it.” “Did it work?” Her voice cracked. “He’s gone?” “Not just him.” “Hermione, please!” “You can’t change things. Dead is dead.” “But—” “This isn’t a life! Move on!” “Hello, Granger.”
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
Feel better saff!!

// drabble / dramione + angst + twist / war au

(The twist is that this is just the silly 100 word version Hozier’s Francesca, and I’ve never had another thought in my head but this one.)

Part 1/2 (4 slides)
The mission was simple: Prevent the Dark Lord’s death. The time turner glittered. “You have 24 hours.” “Granger.” “I don’t help Death Eaters. Fuck off.” “Granger?” “I don’t—” “You have a cat. Crookshanks.” “—help Death Eaters. Fuck off.” “Granger—” “I don’t”—she gasped—“fuck Death Eaters—” He kissed her thigh. “But will you come for one?”
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
Angry letter exchanges are one of my favorite things to read, so in honor of @eveningstruggle.bsky.social’s WSTB chapter 2, I have drawn Hermione antagonising Malfoy via quill while Draco’s owl, Iris, swoops in to deliver his next message.

archiveofourown.org/works/496694...
Hermione pens an angry letter to her nemesis-slash-forced-birding-partner, Draco Malfoy, in her dark, barren flat. Behind her, dusk has fallen, and the light from street lamps reflects off the trees lining her block. A massive white and gray owl swoops into her window, alighting on the sill and stretching its wings. A scroll is tied to its right foot by a leather strap. Hermione grimaces and finishes her note, ready to hand it off to Iris the Owl: “Malfoy, 7:15am at the park where you ate shit. See you Saturday. -Hermione” In this close up of Iris the Owl, who has swooped into Hermione’s flat to deliver a scroll at dusk, we can see the detailing of her wings and face. Her broad wings have a mottled brown and white pattern fanning out at the edges, while a thinner white and gray veining decorates the smaller, fluffier feathers in the center. Her gold eyes reflect the light from the room as she stares uncertainly at her intended letter recipient.
October 12, 2023 at 6:49 PM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
Happy birthday to my beloved @eveningstruggle.bsky.social!! She just dropped the first chapter of her new wip, Wild Sings the Bird, and it’s everything you would like to read (that is, if you like golden retriever Draco, cat Hermione, and the wonders of nature).

archiveofourown.org/chapters/125...
What’s that? It’s Draco Malfoy wearing highlighter yellow spandex biking gear! Poor baby, his bike crashed. It lays pathetically behind him with a pigeon perched on top. He’s rubbing his knee and looking disdainfully at Hermione Granger, not pictured. Also the artist went full Bob Ross on the background, so imagine a path and trees and a sky back there.
September 1, 2023 at 4:33 PM
eggbagelsjr.bsky.social
It’s still Aug 31 where I am, but I’ll sort any day

wizardmore.com/sorting-hat-x/
August 31, 2023 at 1:41 PM