eforericka.bsky.social
@eforericka.bsky.social
"With help from another community member." Those dorks didn't know how jumper cables worked.
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Has he been secretly watching Heated Rivalry? If so, why hasn't it made him a better person yet?
January 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I saw it. I wish I hadn't. Take care.
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
One of the weirdest is that the cursor on my iPad keeps making itself invisible. We won't talk about not being able to fully disable liquid glass, it's too painful.
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I'm 50-year-old shorty who still enthusiastically climbs onto the counters to reach things. I think it activates a similar monkey instinct!
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I sprained my ankle doing a handstand!
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Which is to say, ignoring him was probably the kindest interaction you could have had!
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I bagged his groceries having no clue who he was, and he straight up panicked when I picked them up to carry out for him (we weren't supposed to let customers out the door carrying their own groceries). The checker clarified things when I marveled at his weirdness after he snatched his bags and ran.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Me, my large sons, and my tiny dog, all in one place. ❤️ We played cards, built lego, and ate stew.
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So ... what stake does his family have in future CBD sales?
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This was honestly my favorite part of the whole gig! (I mean, aside from making two whole human people I really like hanging out with.)
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I also believed there was a chance. I prefer to describe myself as terminally optimistic.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I've lost track of all the ways this is fucked, but didn't the statute of limitations run out?
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I guess I assumed it might have continued? But you're right. It's fishy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I think this explains some of it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Also, he left his underwear on the kitchen table. At my dad's seat. They were clean, BUT STILL.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My ex-husband's first Christmas with my family, he tickled me (knowing I hate it), and I accidentally (honest) bashed his nose trying to get away. He GUSHED blood for an hour, wouldn't listen to the nurses in attendance about making it stop, and dinner was late. Shoulda divorced him right there!
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My (formerly) reading-averse Gen-Z sons have become the kind of people who text me, "LIBRARY IS BASED." Let the boys read their books in peace!
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If it's any consolation, I don't think my fully electric car and charger have had any effect. Although it's hard to tell when you get 5 gajillion requests for cash and such a day.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dude really can ruin anything, can't he?
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
knickers
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If the jackboot fits ...
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They're gonna have state dinners for, like, 100 people in there, and it's going to look like an empty tomb.
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I assume the deconstruction company has the necessary permits, but I would like to see them.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM