Parody account of myself
@efgearman.bsky.social
Programmer, server support, sometimes help desk.
I've never met a cat I didn't like. Like, but never had, most dogs.
Tired all the time. Amateur doofus (in that no one pays me to be a doofus)
I've never met a cat I didn't like. Like, but never had, most dogs.
Tired all the time. Amateur doofus (in that no one pays me to be a doofus)
I may have taunted my cat with "You can't open cans. You don't have thumbs."
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I may have taunted my cat with "You can't open cans. You don't have thumbs."
Some (well, a lot) of these A.I. bros were not hugged enough as kids.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Some (well, a lot) of these A.I. bros were not hugged enough as kids.
+1 sweater of extreme itchyness
Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)
Sweater of ferret attraction
Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)
A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)
Sweater of ferret attraction
Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)
A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
+1 sweater of extreme itchyness
Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)
Sweater of ferret attraction
Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)
A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
Cursed sweater of warmth (you are always just a little too warm)
Sweater of ferret attraction
Hangnail sweater (you or anyone else who touches the sweater with hands gets a hangnail caught in the sweater)
A light up sweater that never runs out of batteries.
Doing something to your shoulder than 40-odd years ago would have been fixed with some juice and a nap, but now takes 3+ weeks (and going) to start to feel better.
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Doing something to your shoulder than 40-odd years ago would have been fixed with some juice and a nap, but now takes 3+ weeks (and going) to start to feel better.
I was thinking the extremely self-important mayors of a trio of clashing villages in an episode of Midsomer Murders.
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I was thinking the extremely self-important mayors of a trio of clashing villages in an episode of Midsomer Murders.
Well, it's got an ass on both sides... I mean, tails... yeah....
October 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, it's got an ass on both sides... I mean, tails... yeah....
It's the internet, Gail. Strange shit just happens. Sometimes it's three sigmas west of strange.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's the internet, Gail. Strange shit just happens. Sometimes it's three sigmas west of strange.
I'm not sure I would want to know the context.
September 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm not sure I would want to know the context.
sleeping and eating cheese?
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
sleeping and eating cheese?
Was that today? I could have sworn someone said Wednesday...
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Was that today? I could have sworn someone said Wednesday...
Someone in IT at the BBC is laughing their arse off.
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone in IT at the BBC is laughing their arse off.
The last couple times I've been in a CB, it was Thanksgiving and my mom doesn't like to cook a lot. It did not engender nostalgia.
The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
August 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The last couple times I've been in a CB, it was Thanksgiving and my mom doesn't like to cook a lot. It did not engender nostalgia.
The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
The only thing it did was overload my sympathy for the waitstaff that work long holiday weekends.
I've voted against a lot of candidates in the last couple decades.
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I've voted against a lot of candidates in the last couple decades.
Was the dude that threw it charged with assault and vinegar?
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Was the dude that threw it charged with assault and vinegar?
You? I thought that was me in the photo.
August 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
You? I thought that was me in the photo.
I'm gonna be honest, after the 3rd ingredient, I was expecting 'medium salami' and 'soft salami'.
July 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm gonna be honest, after the 3rd ingredient, I was expecting 'medium salami' and 'soft salami'.
How long before it starts to tarnish/rust?
How long before panels fall off?
How long before panels fall off?
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
How long before it starts to tarnish/rust?
How long before panels fall off?
How long before panels fall off?
Ya go back far enough into rpgs (yes, pen and paper and graph paper, etc) you are gathering spell components and ritual materials to empower gear.
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ya go back far enough into rpgs (yes, pen and paper and graph paper, etc) you are gathering spell components and ritual materials to empower gear.
Turns out, quite legal... I may be out of this round of medical debt by the time I turn 60.
July 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Turns out, quite legal... I may be out of this round of medical debt by the time I turn 60.
"Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, shit-gibbon" has served me well, albeit for a single individual.
July 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, shit-gibbon" has served me well, albeit for a single individual.
They are served with poutine.
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
They are served with poutine.