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@effingunicorns.bsky.social
Purveyor of fandom bullshit and classically trained internet hipster. I won't contribute to your growth hacking but I will give you directions to the castle.

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I've been rewriting the whole thing from scratch and it's great having all these coherent thoughts but it would be even better to be done already! 💀
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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bonus male hooded merganser whose head feathers are all buffled by the wind.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
it seems like the most painless at this point!
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
but if I remember and understand correctly, I think your best option (definitely the quickest) would be to add a website link to your profile alongside the GnR quote for as long as it takes for bsky to go "okay, you're the real one"
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
oh right, if you go to bskycheck.com/stats.php there's a list of active trusted verifiers at the bottom. based on this, if you can convince the accounts for anybody you work with or have worked with recently (eg Saga, Fangoria, IDW, U of CO) to become a trusted verifier, they can verify you
Bluesky Growth & Verification Statistics - Trends, Blue Checks & Bot Activity
Track Bluesky's growth with real-time statistics on user growth, verified accounts (blue checks), trusted verifiers, and bot activity. Analytics include domain distribution, geographic breakdown, and ...
bskycheck.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I was gonna do a movie I'd actually seen but George Clooney is One Of Ours so there was a change of plan
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM