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Effie Seiberg
@effies.bsky.social
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SFF/middle-grade fiction/satire writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Bagel the Dog's emotional support human. Dadjoke teller. Sentence-fragment lover. Disabled with #MECFS She/her effieseiberg.com/stories (or @[email protected] on Mastodon)
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The look of love
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closeup of a dachshund-mix's head resting on a person's denim-clad knee. The dog is looking up and to the left lovingly.
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Hello from Bagel!
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dachshund-mix has woken up and emerged from under a teal blanket on a teal couch. He's looking particularly cute.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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All blankets are now Bagel's blankets, that's the rule.

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dachshund-mix's head is visible under a gray and white fringed blanket. He's asleep on a red armchair.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Bagel has found the softest spot to lay on.

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dachshund-mix is lying on a tall lump of balled-up blanket, on a couch. It is a very soft spot.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Saturday Snoot
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Closeup of a sleepy dachshund-mix lying on a red armchair on a gray and white blanket. One of his cheeks is being pushed up by the arm of the armchair because of where he's resting his head. He's snoot-forward.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Once a blepper, always a blepper.
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Dachshund-mix is lying on his side, relaxed, with his tongue peeping out in a blep
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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His favorite spot is between us on the couch!

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Two human knees are visible from people sitting on a couch: one in black denim and one in blue denim. A dachshund-mix's face is seen resting on/between both of them, the sides of his face getting pushed up by both human knees. He looks tired and content.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Bagel would like to know why isn't everyone sitting at the table paying attention to Bagel?

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dachshund-mix is up on his hind legs, front paws on a seated person's knee. This is outside on a gray porch, people are seated at a table on yellow chairs. the dog wants to know if he's cute enough, will then people pay attention to him.
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Sleepy and satisfied
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closeup of a dachshund-mix's head in profile. he's snoozing like people - head resting on an orange pillow while he's tucked in under an orange blanket. he looks 3/4 asleep and has a little doggy smile.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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All snuggled up
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Dachshund-mix face, seen under a tangle of orange blanket and resting on an orange pillow. He's calm and tired.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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the original longcat
Longcat meme pic, a person holding up a white cat under its armpits, cat is very long
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I got to meet two very baby kittens! Bagel was not invited to the kitten party on the porch and looked very betrayed.

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White woman in a magenta shirt is cradling two extremely baby orange kittens, one of which is trying to escape out of her arms. She's super happy. Bagel the dachsund-mix is looking through the glass of the front door at the kitten-extravaganza happening on the porch, looking betrayed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Boop the blep
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closeup of a sleepy dachshund-mix's face. he's resting his chin on the arm of a red armchair, eyes slightly closed, little bit of tongue out in a blep
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Enjoying the sun
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Seen through a glass door, a dachshund-mix is lying on his side on a gray sunny porch, on top of a green wipe-your-feet mat. His butt is touching the glass door. He's asleep, enjoying the sunshine.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sundogging

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Dachshund-mix is lying in the sunshine, asleep, on a gray-covered outdoor couch.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The bleppiest boy

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Dachshund mix has a smile, a blep, and a side-eye
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Happy weekend from me and Bagel!

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Smiling white woman with dark curly hair is holding up a dachshund mix. They're both smiling and looking at each other
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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When will my [dinner] come home from the [daylight savings time]

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dachshund-mix is lying on the rug, head down, hoping and moping and not at all liking this daylight savings change. He's so hungry and he fears he'll never get fed...
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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A bleppy Bagel belly

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dachshund-mix is lying on his back, front paws crooked up. One eye is half-closed and he's got a satisfied smile with a little bit of tongue peeping out.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A happy bleppy belly rub

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dachshund-mix is laying on his side on a teal blanket, he's getting a belly rub. his mouth has a little doggy smile and his tongue is peeping out in a tiny blep
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Why would someone wake up Bagel like this? So rude.

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Dachshund-mix is in sphinx-pose on an orange blanket on a green couch. He's super confused, looking off to the side, his tongue out in a blep.
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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One bleppy boy

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closeup of a dachshund-mix's face. He's lying on his side, one ear splayed out, on a red armchair. His eyes are wide and he has his tongue peeping out in a blep.
November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Happy November from Bagel!

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Dachshund mix is standing on a green couch, an orange blanket with white fringe is draped on him with the fringe in his face. He is alert.
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Bagel is dressed as Everything this year!
Dachshund-mix named Bagel is dressed as a bottle of Everything But The Bagel seasoning, making him, collectively, Everything
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Ready to hand out candy! Sincerely hope we have as many trick or treaters as we did last year or I'm gonna be stuck with a lot of this...
Smiling white woman in an otter snuggie, the hood is the otter face
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM