Goatly
@efficiencygoat.bsky.social
Just an old goat.
Okay, a middle-aged goat, but that doesn't sound as distinguished.
Okay, a middle-aged goat, but that doesn't sound as distinguished.
People will pull out the lamest possible superiority complexes to feel just that little bit better than someone else.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
People will pull out the lamest possible superiority complexes to feel just that little bit better than someone else.
Still using my Note 9, works great.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Still using my Note 9, works great.
The important question is, does your roommate seem relieved or disappointed?
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The important question is, does your roommate seem relieved or disappointed?
Just something on the wing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just something on the wing.
I remember when it was cold enough in October to need a coat, and it felt like that classic, stereotypical Fall with all the leaves turning color and falling and just... good. It was my favorite time of year by far.
Now it's in the 70's(f) and somehow all the leaves just go right to dead brown.
Now it's in the 70's(f) and somehow all the leaves just go right to dead brown.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I remember when it was cold enough in October to need a coat, and it felt like that classic, stereotypical Fall with all the leaves turning color and falling and just... good. It was my favorite time of year by far.
Now it's in the 70's(f) and somehow all the leaves just go right to dead brown.
Now it's in the 70's(f) and somehow all the leaves just go right to dead brown.
D&D never recovered from the Complete Book of Elves.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
D&D never recovered from the Complete Book of Elves.
Empowering creators with creative empowerment AI tech creation technology empowerment tools with AI tech that empowers creators by generating empowered creator revenue streams to empower the AI tech that empowers creators!
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Empowering creators with creative empowerment AI tech creation technology empowerment tools with AI tech that empowers creators by generating empowered creator revenue streams to empower the AI tech that empowers creators!
*Looks at France on the actual map*
'Kay.
'Kay.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*Looks at France on the actual map*
'Kay.
'Kay.
Leftists are forever trying to market their One Simple Trick to solving all problems, everywhere, forever.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Leftists are forever trying to market their One Simple Trick to solving all problems, everywhere, forever.
No exceptions. Into the juicer.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No exceptions. Into the juicer.
Furries are a subset of geek, and geeks in general are known for social odiousness.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Furries are a subset of geek, and geeks in general are known for social odiousness.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
Really, you get the same types of social fail-states from Trekkies, gamers, TTRPG neckbeards, PC enthusiasts, etc.
It's a glorious and malodorous geek stew. Furries are just the bit of cat hair floating on top.
GrandmAI randomly breaks out into a horribly racist screed that trails off into a crazy word salad about ants but that's actually pretty accurate to how grandma was, so.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
GrandmAI randomly breaks out into a horribly racist screed that trails off into a crazy word salad about ants but that's actually pretty accurate to how grandma was, so.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
I bet this is also going to be used for "personalized ads" where your deceased grandma badgers you into buying shit.
Those forward-facing eyes are not okay.
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Those forward-facing eyes are not okay.
THIS. I am absolutely floored by the number of people in this modern age of ad-soaked internet hell who seemingly aren't even aware of uBlock Origin or the genuine importance of adblocking in general.
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
THIS. I am absolutely floored by the number of people in this modern age of ad-soaked internet hell who seemingly aren't even aware of uBlock Origin or the genuine importance of adblocking in general.
This is true perversity. This should describe every prison, and yet in America it's reserved solely for the corrupt and the despicable.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is true perversity. This should describe every prison, and yet in America it's reserved solely for the corrupt and the despicable.
Mamdani won because he actually remembered that he's employed by the people, for the people, not as a ruler with a mandate to condescend to the masses about what he thinks they need.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mamdani won because he actually remembered that he's employed by the people, for the people, not as a ruler with a mandate to condescend to the masses about what he thinks they need.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
That his opponents were a corrupt sex offender and a non-entity in a stupid hat probably also helped a bit.
Don't worry, Platner plans to have the orphans he punched removed.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don't worry, Platner plans to have the orphans he punched removed.
Shh, you're making it harder for him to whine about "the Liberal Elites" while offering no practical solutions to the problems he's supposedly highlighting.
October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Shh, you're making it harder for him to whine about "the Liberal Elites" while offering no practical solutions to the problems he's supposedly highlighting.
Get high on catnip and fight with your own reflection.
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Get high on catnip and fight with your own reflection.
In thrall to a mad would-be king.
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
In thrall to a mad would-be king.
He seeks a worthy foe.
September 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He seeks a worthy foe.
For a while now there has been a perverse current of thought in certain sectors of society which claims that retaliating against a bully is an even worse sin than bullying itself is.
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For a while now there has been a perverse current of thought in certain sectors of society which claims that retaliating against a bully is an even worse sin than bullying itself is.
That cartoon owl doesn't look very consenting. Better delete this post.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That cartoon owl doesn't look very consenting. Better delete this post.
Mm, yes, historically not paying the military has never had any negative consequences whatsoever.
September 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mm, yes, historically not paying the military has never had any negative consequences whatsoever.
Still haven't learned a damn thing, have you? Better sites than this have tried to reject the communities that built them up in the first place, and every one of them have earned the hard lesson that comes from it.
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Still haven't learned a damn thing, have you? Better sites than this have tried to reject the communities that built them up in the first place, and every one of them have earned the hard lesson that comes from it.