Eevs
@eevs-elixir.bsky.social
Ayy, I’m Eevs (She/Her). I’m a nerdy trans woman in her dirty thirties 🤗.
For just $free.99 I got Anxiety, ADHD, and more!
I like D&D, MtG, OW2, Star Wars, Star Trek, and other fantasy and sci-fi things 🤓.
Forever DM.
Body and sex positive 🙌
MDNI 🔞
For just $free.99 I got Anxiety, ADHD, and more!
I like D&D, MtG, OW2, Star Wars, Star Trek, and other fantasy and sci-fi things 🤓.
Forever DM.
Body and sex positive 🙌
MDNI 🔞
Far too early in the season lol
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Far too early in the season lol
Hi it’s me I’m the partner who loves to bitch. Whats more is I’m from Cape Cod, so I come from top tier bitchers.
I’ve already bitched about the roads 3 times today.
I’ve already bitched about the roads 3 times today.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hi it’s me I’m the partner who loves to bitch. Whats more is I’m from Cape Cod, so I come from top tier bitchers.
I’ve already bitched about the roads 3 times today.
I’ve already bitched about the roads 3 times today.
Sag Season bitchesssss
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November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sag Season bitchesssss
I’ll be DJing an event and helping clean this weekend 🤗. And hopefully resting and maybe we see wicked for good soon?
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’ll be DJing an event and helping clean this weekend 🤗. And hopefully resting and maybe we see wicked for good soon?
Youre not the boss of me!
Cute pic ❤️😘
Cute pic ❤️😘
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Youre not the boss of me!
Cute pic ❤️😘
Cute pic ❤️😘
Booooooo! (Bravo good dad joke lol)
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Booooooo! (Bravo good dad joke lol)
Ooo thats awesome! I love kitty cats and doggos.
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November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ooo thats awesome! I love kitty cats and doggos.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
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Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
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November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
OR,
———————
Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
To subscribe to more Ass facts, reply “oh the agony”! Thank you for choosing this service! 🎉🥳🎊🍑
———————
Did you know!? 🤔 - that the human body has not one, not two, but over 60 types of “sphincters”…with SIX in the entire digestive system!? 🕳️
I call them comedians, talk about a gas! 🍑💨
To subscribe to more Ass facts, reply “oh the agony”! Thank you for choosing this service! 🎉🥳🎊🍑
Something interesting…
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Something interesting…
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
…is that cats are in fact not nocturnal, but crepuscular. Most active during dawn and dusk, a term I learned not too long ago while watching the later seasons of the cartoon Archer 🙃. Then again I’m kind of a bimbo so 🤷🏻♀️😇
Never heard of it…enlighten me
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November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Never heard of it…enlighten me
Fellow saxophonist unite 👋
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fellow saxophonist unite 👋