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Eephus Tosser
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West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️

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IDK man I have a degree in music theory and composition and I think Bach is an absolutely reasonable favorite classical* composer to have. He isn't mine, but he's an awfully good one.

* before someone tries to "well actually he was baroque," I mean classical as a genre, not a specific period
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tesla is never going to hit the benchmarks. The board is just increasingly desperate enough to try to dazzle him with larger and larger numbers to try to get him to focus, but he's clinically incapable of it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Can you blow me where the Pampers is" is in my everyday lexicon.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
These are poison.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It doesn't help that Yeoh did not have the singing chops for Morrible, so much of the best stuff from Act 2 had to be cut or altered to fit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Tilt death do you part.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
guys i work on broadway shows i know who lewis hamilton is
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You just reminded me I pronounced it "Murray" for about six months and then completely forgot.
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When X began its race to the bottom, Spaeder was already there, waiting.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Really though Lizza and Nuzzi were the right side of the Yankees infield.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As someone who actually does dress up to fly (because it's usually for business), the reason people 'dress like they're going to bed' is because there is a significant chance they are going to need to sleep at the airport.
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Thank you!
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I feel like there's a good joke here that I'm not smart enough to get.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So that I'm clear: He hasn't played much third at any level, but to my scouting eye, that's where I think he's most effective.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I actually think third might be his best position, though he hasn't done it at the major league level, and I also wouldn't rule out some time in center.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Cubs have a partnership with Next Base, and a number of teams are using KinaTrax to try and pinpoint potential issues. Megan Stewart has talked about the Brewers' work in this area, and (of course) the Dodgers are considering injury-prevention in their bio models now, too.
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I definitely think you're right re: this particular trade lol. I just had to.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM