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You’re constantly thinking about sex and I’m constantly thinking about needing to suck my gut in, we aren’t the same
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You’re constantly thinking about sex and I’m constantly thinking about needing to suck my gut in, we aren’t the same
Time to ride the carousel 🎠
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Time to ride the carousel 🎠
Just walked into my gym and V*v*k R*m*sw*my was walking out 😒🙄
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just walked into my gym and V*v*k R*m*sw*my was walking out 😒🙄
Daughter knows hardly any multiplication tables but knows 6x7=42 because 6,7 is a thing and 41 was a thing and 42 is beside 41 🙃😵💫
Whatever works I guess
Whatever works I guess
a woman is looking at a chalkboard with mathematical equations on it .
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November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Daughter knows hardly any multiplication tables but knows 6x7=42 because 6,7 is a thing and 41 was a thing and 42 is beside 41 🙃😵💫
Whatever works I guess
Whatever works I guess
Is this too much chest hair for the office?!
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Is this too much chest hair for the office?!
Seasonal depression kicking my ass but my arm looks good here, so let’s celebrate that
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Seasonal depression kicking my ass but my arm looks good here, so let’s celebrate that
Just finished the last book in that gay hockey series
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just finished the last book in that gay hockey series
Daughter has friends spending the night and she’s having them watch Red, White and Royal Blue
a woman in a striped shirt is looking at the camera .
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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Daughter has friends spending the night and she’s having them watch Red, White and Royal Blue
Me after beating my two kids in bowling 🎳
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me after beating my two kids in bowling 🎳
Enough time has passed - Divinize is song of the year
a woman sitting on a couch with the words but now we said it on the bottom
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November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Enough time has passed - Divinize is song of the year
Got the get a boyfriend or dog ultimatum….again 😭
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a shelf of envelopes .
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November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Got the get a boyfriend or dog ultimatum….again 😭
Me listening to Lux
a woman is talking into a microphone and the word fiesta is above her
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November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me listening to Lux
Cute Finance bro at the office today told me I’m looking jacked so for today we will go with that 😌
Started creatine and I’m alternating between thinking I’m a beast and a fat fuck
a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open .
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November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cute Finance bro at the office today told me I’m looking jacked so for today we will go with that 😌
Advertising to gym crushes
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Advertising to gym crushes
Started creatine and I’m alternating between thinking I’m a beast and a fat fuck
a man with a mustache and a blue shirt is laughing with his mouth open .
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November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Started creatine and I’m alternating between thinking I’m a beast and a fat fuck
MOTHER - but I was hoping for a 2026 tour 😩😭😭😭😭
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
MOTHER - but I was hoping for a 2026 tour 😩😭😭😭😭
Didn’t adjust the oven or microwave clocks so my daughter doesn’t realize she is heading to bed at 8:30
a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Didn’t adjust the oven or microwave clocks so my daughter doesn’t realize she is heading to bed at 8:30
Well it seems like seeing the college lacrosse team running around the block shirtless was all the motivation I needed to rake these leaves 🍂
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Well it seems like seeing the college lacrosse team running around the block shirtless was all the motivation I needed to rake these leaves 🍂
Me: “A few times I’ve been around that track, so it’s not just gonna happen like that, cause I ain’t no hollaback girl”
Also me:
Also me:
a woman is standing in a living room with her arms outstretched and says holla .
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November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me: “A few times I’ve been around that track, so it’s not just gonna happen like that, cause I ain’t no hollaback girl”
Also me:
Also me:
Salmon:
love a good stream
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Salmon:
Which one of y’all has been stealin’ my Lorazepam 🪷
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Which one of y’all has been stealin’ my Lorazepam 🪷
Only want to see your costumes today, no cocks
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Only want to see your costumes today, no cocks
Not seeing anyone complain about not getting Demi tickets
a woman says " god there 's room for everybody let 's just say that " in front of a pink lip
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October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not seeing anyone complain about not getting Demi tickets
Nose is bruised from ****** *** 🫣
October 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nose is bruised from ****** *** 🫣