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Area Man
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Reformed city-slicker. Muleskinner and amateur cowboy. Potential homebrewer. Occasional wheelie-boarder.
Stay golden, Pony Boy!
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Well, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Meh.
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
…and brother, I didn’t need the help.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We had a Pinto wagon, but it still hit home.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’ve got two words.

SKEET SURFING!!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Pretty sure they used to teach it in finishing schools. Like, to use in real life!

My Grandmother’s cousin spoke this way. Not as exaggerated. And I should note, she was a saint.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It’s the ‘we can hang together or hang separately’ mentality.

And obviously a lot of bad things can happen if they decide they need to go all-in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Impregnated, perhaps? I’ll see myself out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Surely if Stalin knew, he would put a stop to it all!
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
JD was probably like ‘Ya, and I’m a part of it’, right before he poisoned his drink.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That’s the hill she’s willing to die on? Absolutely shameless.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Looking forward to this busybody, wannabe DC-rep getting gerrymandered into oblivion.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
About 25% of the country is completely off their fucking rocker. It’s best we accept that and do our best to contain it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The rats are going to start jumping off the ship.

Think about it. Do you want to be one of the ‘no to disclose’ votes when someone in govt finally gets disgusted enough to leak the whole thing?
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
More like ‘Stop, the cops are getting wise, and we’re all gonna go down!’
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Didn’t W dip into the high-20s for a bit toward the end?
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The two things don’t jibe.

‘Asked her to stop’ most likely as in ‘Cool it, the cops are gonna get wise!’
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So many reasons this is a bad idea. Not least of which is, who’s gonna pay the balance when you die at 80?
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I was listening to a podcast yesterday when an otherwise intelligent man said to Eric Schmitt, former CEO of Google, that he wanted to “milk him for a quote”.

Felt pretty awkward to me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM