Tree Planter
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Wisconsin, family doctor especially for the older half of the family compelled to plant trees for reasons not entirely known to myself
Just heard Rodgers start calling the play is it normal for it to sound the same after like twenty years
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just heard Rodgers start calling the play is it normal for it to sound the same after like twenty years
Took my daughters to Sephora tonight after picking them up for the holiday. Was sniffing various perfumes while they shopped and explained to a worker eyeing me up that I was there with my kids. 5 minutes later daughter told me a different worker asked if they knew me and were they OK.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Took my daughters to Sephora tonight after picking them up for the holiday. Was sniffing various perfumes while they shopped and explained to a worker eyeing me up that I was there with my kids. 5 minutes later daughter told me a different worker asked if they knew me and were they OK.
What was first Dirk Diggler or Peter Dinklage
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What was first Dirk Diggler or Peter Dinklage
Kurl the CDC is blowed up we gotta hit the road think Canadia has walkers?
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kurl the CDC is blowed up we gotta hit the road think Canadia has walkers?
Ok I know it’s a toilet paper cartoon with bears but who inspected butts for Klingons
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ok I know it’s a toilet paper cartoon with bears but who inspected butts for Klingons
Let’s hold a pageant for who can rise to become a pimple on Mark Kelly’s rear end
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Let’s hold a pageant for who can rise to become a pimple on Mark Kelly’s rear end
I’ll spend my money on a swinging chick return around and make me sick and I got some money ‘til we fly I’m lazy and im white and I’m sick
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’ll spend my money on a swinging chick return around and make me sick and I got some money ‘til we fly I’m lazy and im white and I’m sick
Unrestrained boobage has real implications at NASCAR speeds
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Unrestrained boobage has real implications at NASCAR speeds
Everyone knows baby corn is just adult corn cut into small pieces
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Everyone knows baby corn is just adult corn cut into small pieces
Felch/Falched/Fulched
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Felch/Falched/Fulched
Those horses whinnies were on point js.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Those horses whinnies were on point js.
From here on out it’s eggs Benidont
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
From here on out it’s eggs Benidont
Never gonna be president
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Never gonna be president
Along with no Christmas presents let’s bring back the peanut butter stuffed onion and traveling in empty boxcars
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Along with no Christmas presents let’s bring back the peanut butter stuffed onion and traveling in empty boxcars
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Seems like this should already be a thing.
It’s not though but needs to be. It’s
It’s not though but needs to be. It’s
November 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Seems like this should already be a thing.
It’s not though but needs to be. It’s
It’s not though but needs to be. It’s
Spanktown why haven’t I heard about that until Ken Burns told me
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Spanktown why haven’t I heard about that until Ken Burns told me
Sex and dwugs and wock and woll
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sex and dwugs and wock and woll
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If you told me there was this amazing essay about Simon & Garfunkel & a horse farm I *needed* to read, I'd--well, I wouldn't. But damn, this is it, by Cassidy Exner, latest in series of young writers approaching the Trumpocene slant rhyme. callingallsyllables.substack.com/p/eddie-wher...
Eddie, Where Are You Calling From?
Evidence of the moment from a most peculiar archive
callingallsyllables.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you told me there was this amazing essay about Simon & Garfunkel & a horse farm I *needed* to read, I'd--well, I wouldn't. But damn, this is it, by Cassidy Exner, latest in series of young writers approaching the Trumpocene slant rhyme. callingallsyllables.substack.com/p/eddie-wher...
Anyone else have their plane return to the gate to pick up another crew member?
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Anyone else have their plane return to the gate to pick up another crew member?
Someone crop dusted the elevator rode up 17 floors guess I’m getting the NYC version of Northern Lights because I smell colors now
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone crop dusted the elevator rode up 17 floors guess I’m getting the NYC version of Northern Lights because I smell colors now
If there aren’t any googly eyes at the Gueggenheim I will be disappointed
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If there aren’t any googly eyes at the Gueggenheim I will be disappointed
Ich mache das die Blinden gehen und die Lamen wiedersehen viddividdividdivid boom boom boom boom viddividdivid boom boom
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ich mache das die Blinden gehen und die Lamen wiedersehen viddividdividdivid boom boom boom boom viddividdivid boom boom
If I were a Target employee with plans to leave I would try to look like a Black Hole Sun character the last day
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I were a Target employee with plans to leave I would try to look like a Black Hole Sun character the last day