` 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙂𝙊𝘿
@edmundium.bsky.social
❝ I stole the luminous fire of heaven itself that lights the stars and keeps angels aloft. ❞
)):: over been replaying a hat in time ugh I missed snatcher so badd
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
)):: over been replaying a hat in time ugh I missed snatcher so badd
" Well, what do i do ? I was the smartest man on the ark ! I've done everything ! "
"Well, you're clearly unhappy with what youre doing now. I can tell, and I can relate. But only you can change that."
" What changes ? "
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
" Well, what do i do ? I was the smartest man on the ark ! I've done everything ! "
" What changes ? "
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
Making a face at this.
"Sweetheart, I think some changes are in order."
"Sweetheart, I think some changes are in order."
" Yes , of course. Change . "
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
" What changes ? "
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
( Making a face like hes tasted a lemon . )
" Yes , of course. Change . "
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
"So did I, and I agree. That's uh.. part of why I made the choice to change."
( Stretching his ruff and shaking it out a bit . )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
" Yes , of course. Change . "
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
( He doesn't seem quite open to the idea. He'd been doing everything out of malice and spite for at least several years now. )
( Stretching his ruff and shaking it out a bit . )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
"Assimilate... right, and why don't you take a different approach? gain their trust first. I know a thing or two about that."
( Shifting his mandibles. Reaching a claw up to adjust his glasses . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
( Stretching his ruff and shaking it out a bit . )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
" I spent my whole mortal life doing that. It was rather irritating . "
( Slumping to lay his head against the other. )
( Shifting his mandibles. Reaching a claw up to adjust his glasses . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
"Oh yeah? Tell me about it."
Nuzzling.
Nuzzling.
( Slithering to coil into the other. )
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
( Shifting his mandibles. Reaching a claw up to adjust his glasses . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
" Everyone being so terrified of me makes it quite hard to assimilate them. It's all. Let's run and hide! And then I have to find them and catch them.. It's a whole ordeal. "
( He sighed heavily and woefully . )
( Slithering to coil into the other. )
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
"THERE he is. Come here you grump."
Opening his arms.
Opening his arms.
( slitheringgg over . Looking very disgruntled about it . )
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
( Slithering to coil into the other. )
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
I have quite a lot to be a 'grump' about , thank you .
( slitheringgg over . Looking very disgruntled about it . )
"Where's my jerk bug boyfriend."
Looking for Rockwell.
Looking for Rockwell.
January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
( slitheringgg over . Looking very disgruntled about it . )
)):: ROCKWELLS FUCKING BACK LETS FUCKING GO HEYY BABYGURL
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
)):: ROCKWELLS FUCKING BACK LETS FUCKING GO HEYY BABYGURL
)): part of me wants to make a account for jasper but it feels wrong without a Yes Man acc around
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
)): part of me wants to make a account for jasper but it feels wrong without a Yes Man acc around
)):: i miss writing vex hes so gorgeous oughh
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
)):: i miss writing vex hes so gorgeous oughh
" I do not have the means to cook . "
( Gesturing to his centipedal body with a flick of his claw . He certainly can't fit into the average home . )
" I can handle it , my system is built for it ."
( Gesturing to his centipedal body with a flick of his claw . He certainly can't fit into the average home . )
" I can handle it , my system is built for it ."
"Damn... uh.. can't say that it seems too appetizing like this! Maybe if we cooked it..?"
( Gesturing one hooked claw at the carcass . )
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
" I do not have the means to cook . "
( Gesturing to his centipedal body with a flick of his claw . He certainly can't fit into the average home . )
" I can handle it , my system is built for it ."
( Gesturing to his centipedal body with a flick of his claw . He certainly can't fit into the average home . )
" I can handle it , my system is built for it ."
( Gesturing one hooked claw at the carcass . )
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
"Yeah. Uh.. What'cha got there?"
( craning his head up from his food. A parasaur he caught and started eating. )
" Come to bother me again ? "
" Come to bother me again ? "
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
( Gesturing one hooked claw at the carcass . )
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
" A parasaur of some kind. Its very gamey.. but I haven't eaten in a while. "
( Raising his chin. )
" I won't be bothered to catch another one. Its a waste of food. "
( craning his head up from his food. A parasaur he caught and started eating. )
" Come to bother me again ? "
" Come to bother me again ? "
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
( craning his head up from his food. A parasaur he caught and started eating. )
" Come to bother me again ? "
" Come to bother me again ? "
)): STOP STOPPP ROCKWELL GET A FUCKING LIFEEEE
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
)): STOP STOPPP ROCKWELL GET A FUCKING LIFEEEE
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( Stretching and yawning. Jaw splitting open . )
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
( Stretching and yawning. Jaw splitting open . )
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
)):: hello everyone my wife brainrot is back
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
)):: hello everyone my wife brainrot is back
)):: NEW MTOEHRFUCKING ROCKWELL NOTE EVERYONE DNI DNI DNI DNI /HEVJ
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
)):: NEW MTOEHRFUCKING ROCKWELL NOTE EVERYONE DNI DNI DNI DNI /HEVJ
( Coiled in a rock shelf
Staying out of the sun for today. )
Staying out of the sun for today. )
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
( Coiled in a rock shelf
Staying out of the sun for today. )
Staying out of the sun for today. )
)) ugh I need to write Rockwell again
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
)) ugh I need to write Rockwell again
)):: side note I think Rockwell is INCREDIBLY cautious of direct sunlight because of photosensitivity and also being convinced he'll burst into flames instantly
September 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
)):: side note I think Rockwell is INCREDIBLY cautious of direct sunlight because of photosensitivity and also being convinced he'll burst into flames instantly
( Laying in the crevice of a cliff face. His entire centipede body coiled tightly to hide from the sun . )
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
( Laying in the crevice of a cliff face. His entire centipede body coiled tightly to hide from the sun . )