Edison Maxwell ☑️
@edisonmaxwell.bsky.social
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
ICE is not sending their best people. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
ICE is not sending their best people. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people
No amount of ethnic cleansing will turn Stephen Miller into a good-looking man.
Sorry, Stephen.
It's not in the cards.
You were born that way.
Why don't you try to find other ways to show that you are valuable?
A nice hobby, perhaps.
Have you tried macrame?
Sorry, Stephen.
It's not in the cards.
You were born that way.
Why don't you try to find other ways to show that you are valuable?
A nice hobby, perhaps.
Have you tried macrame?
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
No amount of ethnic cleansing will turn Stephen Miller into a good-looking man.
Sorry, Stephen.
It's not in the cards.
You were born that way.
Why don't you try to find other ways to show that you are valuable?
A nice hobby, perhaps.
Have you tried macrame?
Sorry, Stephen.
It's not in the cards.
You were born that way.
Why don't you try to find other ways to show that you are valuable?
A nice hobby, perhaps.
Have you tried macrame?
JD Vance represents evil exceptionally.
He knew that Trump was "America's Hitler". (www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...)
But then he changed sides.
"If I can have me some power then I guess Hitler sounds pretty good."
What a scumbag.
He knew that Trump was "America's Hitler". (www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...)
But then he changed sides.
"If I can have me some power then I guess Hitler sounds pretty good."
What a scumbag.
JD Vance once worried Trump was ‘America’s Hitler’. Now his own authoritarian leanings come into view
Vice-presidential pick has said he would have blocked certification of 2020 results in key states won by Biden
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
JD Vance represents evil exceptionally.
He knew that Trump was "America's Hitler". (www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...)
But then he changed sides.
"If I can have me some power then I guess Hitler sounds pretty good."
What a scumbag.
He knew that Trump was "America's Hitler". (www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...)
But then he changed sides.
"If I can have me some power then I guess Hitler sounds pretty good."
What a scumbag.
I can see the same video as everyone else (www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...).
They murdered Renee Good for no reason.
Evil.
Interesting that her name is Good.
They murdered Renee Good for no reason.
Evil.
Interesting that her name is Good.
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I can see the same video as everyone else (www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...).
They murdered Renee Good for no reason.
Evil.
Interesting that her name is Good.
They murdered Renee Good for no reason.
Evil.
Interesting that her name is Good.
I guess you can just shoot Moms in the face, who, after taking their kid to school, were just trying to get their car out of the situation. Then blame it on the "Radical Left". Satan is strong with these guys.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I guess you can just shoot Moms in the face, who, after taking their kid to school, were just trying to get their car out of the situation. Then blame it on the "Radical Left". Satan is strong with these guys.
You really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
You're gonna make me flip, and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don't you behave, ya little rugrat?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqo...
You're gonna make me flip, and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don't you behave, ya little rugrat?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqo...
Mista Dobalina (Music Video)
YouTube video by JELCC Music-Sound & R/TV Rob Hendrix
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 AM
You really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
You're gonna make me flip, and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don't you behave, ya little rugrat?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqo...
You're gonna make me flip, and then an army couldn't save ya
Why don't you behave, ya little rugrat?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFqo...
Apparently ICE will now attempt to rid Venezuelans from Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Apparently ICE will now attempt to rid Venezuelans from Venezuela.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee can do the math. Suppose you almost end eight pretend wars but start six real wars.
No prize for you!
No prize for you!
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize committee can do the math. Suppose you almost end eight pretend wars but start six real wars.
No prize for you!
No prize for you!
The age of imperialism is over.
Time to get your own house in order. Adopt more modest goals.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9...
Time to get your own house in order. Adopt more modest goals.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9...
Rule Britannia - Last Night of the Proms 2009
YouTube video by ReallyQueen?
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 AM
The age of imperialism is over.
Time to get your own house in order. Adopt more modest goals.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9...
Time to get your own house in order. Adopt more modest goals.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgd9...
This the year I am going to climb Mount Everett.
That's not a typo. I'm going to climb Mount Everett (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_E...)
It's 2,000 feet tall!
That's not a typo. I'm going to climb Mount Everett (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_E...)
It's 2,000 feet tall!
Mount Everett - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
This the year I am going to climb Mount Everett.
That's not a typo. I'm going to climb Mount Everett (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_E...)
It's 2,000 feet tall!
That's not a typo. I'm going to climb Mount Everett (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_E...)
It's 2,000 feet tall!
Named my twins Pomp and Circumstance and it's really going to pay off when they graduate high school.
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Named my twins Pomp and Circumstance and it's really going to pay off when they graduate high school.
I watched the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life".
At least, I watched the first half.
I have to say that it portrays a pretty shitty life.
At least, I watched the first half.
I have to say that it portrays a pretty shitty life.
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I watched the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life".
At least, I watched the first half.
I have to say that it portrays a pretty shitty life.
At least, I watched the first half.
I have to say that it portrays a pretty shitty life.
I've flown DB Cooper Airlines from Portland to Seattle. Pretty nice flight except we all had to jump out the back of plane part of the way through.
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've flown DB Cooper Airlines from Portland to Seattle. Pretty nice flight except we all had to jump out the back of plane part of the way through.
For a moment in early 2025 I thought that my country, America, could slide into authoritarianism. I worried about that. Now I can see that this won't happen. The people I thought might do it are fucking clowns. Their goals are not popular. I renew my belief that the Common Good will prevail in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
For a moment in early 2025 I thought that my country, America, could slide into authoritarianism. I worried about that. Now I can see that this won't happen. The people I thought might do it are fucking clowns. Their goals are not popular. I renew my belief that the Common Good will prevail in 2026.
Working on a cookbook where all the recipes are in the form of a limerick.
Stuck on how to explain my recipe for duck à l'orange.
Stuck on how to explain my recipe for duck à l'orange.
December 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Working on a cookbook where all the recipes are in the form of a limerick.
Stuck on how to explain my recipe for duck à l'orange.
Stuck on how to explain my recipe for duck à l'orange.
I feel sorry for almost everyone I've seen in the Trump administration.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I feel sorry for almost everyone I've seen in the Trump administration.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
Ran into Pete Hegseth in a bar.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ran into Pete Hegseth in a bar.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!