Grammeowster Chef my beloved. Get yourself a grandma who can run a full kitchen with staff like it's second nature.

Makes me think of Odin and Ravana from Final Fantasy XIV

MIIIIILLLLLFFFFFS!!!!!

I- I don't- I'm- but I- wait- I can't- but I have to- but it's- I-
:SANTAX_ERR:

"I cannot die. Not until I have eradicated you and your kind from this world."
- The Shadow Lord, FFXI & FFXIV

Seriously, tell me with a straight face that you could land a core piercing stab with a target this thin around the middle without missing at least once. Unless you're going straight for the chest, you're gonna have to try really hard to land a clean hit through the belts.