eatin’ hamburger
@edenamber.bsky.social
east van content (i don’t leave my neighbourhood)
my sister in law just asked me to return a wedding gift (that i already offered my ex to take and he said no)
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
January 28, 2026 at 11:31 PM
my sister in law just asked me to return a wedding gift (that i already offered my ex to take and he said no)
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
old dogs love to sleep like they have perished
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 AM
old dogs love to sleep like they have perished
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sometimes you forget to wash the main thing you intended to wash when you started doing laundry and that is ok
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
sometimes you forget to wash the main thing you intended to wash when you started doing laundry and that is ok
me and my dog have been in love for ten years today. he totally hasn’t been fed up with my bullshit for all ten of those years
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
me and my dog have been in love for ten years today. he totally hasn’t been fed up with my bullshit for all ten of those years
god i love when my wedding anniversary passes and i don’t even remember it till after (we’re not together anymore i’m not just an awful wife)
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
god i love when my wedding anniversary passes and i don’t even remember it till after (we’re not together anymore i’m not just an awful wife)
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Impossible to tell you my delight in being with you.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Impossible to tell you my delight in being with you.
this acv doesn’t just have mother it has grandmother
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
this acv doesn’t just have mother it has grandmother
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Every time I look at my dusty, crumb filled keyboard, I think “there is no way I’m that gross”
January 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Every time I look at my dusty, crumb filled keyboard, I think “there is no way I’m that gross”
tom selleck was 35 when magnum pi started and it ran for 8 seasons so that means i still have 3 more halloweens to perfect my magnum (or maybe 2 my math isn’t great)
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
tom selleck was 35 when magnum pi started and it ran for 8 seasons so that means i still have 3 more halloweens to perfect my magnum (or maybe 2 my math isn’t great)
bought my first concert tickets of 2026 🕺🏻
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
bought my first concert tickets of 2026 🕺🏻
i miss having a social life
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
i miss having a social life
pretty accurate description of me. you win this round marketplace seller
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
pretty accurate description of me. you win this round marketplace seller
my most of my life estranged dad left me a voicemail on nye that i finally listened to
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 AM
my most of my life estranged dad left me a voicemail on nye that i finally listened to
i have to get up at 4 am every day for the rest of my dog’s life to give him a pill in some cheese and i couldn’t feel luckier
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
i have to get up at 4 am every day for the rest of my dog’s life to give him a pill in some cheese and i couldn’t feel luckier
thought i’d mix it up today with some sneakers instead of my blundstones that i wear every day for six months straight. i’ve been freezing all day! never again! had no idea how much they were doing for me, temperature-wise
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
thought i’d mix it up today with some sneakers instead of my blundstones that i wear every day for six months straight. i’ve been freezing all day! never again! had no idea how much they were doing for me, temperature-wise
do i post too much Dog
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 AM
do i post too much Dog
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“We’re not misleading the public,” Chief Palmer said at the same press conference. “The overall methodology is solid and we stand behind it.”
This really reminds me of the VPD-commissioned “Social Impact Audit“ by Helpseeker
Remember that
pressprogress.ca/police-acros...
This really reminds me of the VPD-commissioned “Social Impact Audit“ by Helpseeker
Remember that
pressprogress.ca/police-acros...
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“We’re not misleading the public,” Chief Palmer said at the same press conference. “The overall methodology is solid and we stand behind it.”
This really reminds me of the VPD-commissioned “Social Impact Audit“ by Helpseeker
Remember that
pressprogress.ca/police-acros...
This really reminds me of the VPD-commissioned “Social Impact Audit“ by Helpseeker
Remember that
pressprogress.ca/police-acros...
thanks to being sent home with a bunch of leftover cheese at christmas i have discovered the ideal method of giving my dog his pills is brie 💅
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
thanks to being sent home with a bunch of leftover cheese at christmas i have discovered the ideal method of giving my dog his pills is brie 💅
secret santa in the discord tomorrow. i hope my giftee is not too disappointed as i absolutely was not on top of my gift giving game this year 😔
January 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
secret santa in the discord tomorrow. i hope my giftee is not too disappointed as i absolutely was not on top of my gift giving game this year 😔
the ol reverse pillow
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
the ol reverse pillow
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
this is my favourite of my film photos this year. i really like it. i’m excited to take more but life seems to have gotten in the way a bit lately
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 AM
this is my favourite of my film photos this year. i really like it. i’m excited to take more but life seems to have gotten in the way a bit lately
i watched 22 movies in theatres this year which is insane numbers for me
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i watched 22 movies in theatres this year which is insane numbers for me