Eddiem
@eddoodle.bsky.social
Artist wannabe, writer, DM, factotum, and anything in-between.
Here on Bluesky to motivate and improve myself drawing.
I don't take commissions but I take suggestions/requests for doodles. Quality may vary. Might monkey paw them.
Here on Bluesky to motivate and improve myself drawing.
I don't take commissions but I take suggestions/requests for doodles. Quality may vary. Might monkey paw them.
"A kobold's mall is a mall ran by kobold, or one where I can buy kobolds? If it's the former I'll shop for shiny rocks, it's for the latter I'll see if I can bulk buy fluffbolds."
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"A kobold's mall is a mall ran by kobold, or one where I can buy kobolds? If it's the former I'll shop for shiny rocks, it's for the latter I'll see if I can bulk buy fluffbolds."
"The former wasn't unexpected, but the fact the kobold had *and* gifted you the rabies test kit took you off guard."
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"The former wasn't unexpected, but the fact the kobold had *and* gifted you the rabies test kit took you off guard."
"We are the kobolds. You will be yipped. Resistance is futile."
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"We are the kobolds. You will be yipped. Resistance is futile."
In all three cases, the answer is the same: ignore them.
They are quite literally nothing without your reply.
There's tons of lovely people in the world, and people can be terrible, but the ones that are just are shouting louder. Because they'd get no attention they're desperate for otherwise.
They are quite literally nothing without your reply.
There's tons of lovely people in the world, and people can be terrible, but the ones that are just are shouting louder. Because they'd get no attention they're desperate for otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In all three cases, the answer is the same: ignore them.
They are quite literally nothing without your reply.
There's tons of lovely people in the world, and people can be terrible, but the ones that are just are shouting louder. Because they'd get no attention they're desperate for otherwise.
They are quite literally nothing without your reply.
There's tons of lovely people in the world, and people can be terrible, but the ones that are just are shouting louder. Because they'd get no attention they're desperate for otherwise.
There are generally three categories here when it comes to this.
Trolls, bots, and honestly hateful people.
The first make it to get a reaction.They get their kicks from outrage.
The second mean to stir fire and hate for political or farming gain.
The last are cowards that use the internet as a mask
Trolls, bots, and honestly hateful people.
The first make it to get a reaction.They get their kicks from outrage.
The second mean to stir fire and hate for political or farming gain.
The last are cowards that use the internet as a mask
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There are generally three categories here when it comes to this.
Trolls, bots, and honestly hateful people.
The first make it to get a reaction.They get their kicks from outrage.
The second mean to stir fire and hate for political or farming gain.
The last are cowards that use the internet as a mask
Trolls, bots, and honestly hateful people.
The first make it to get a reaction.They get their kicks from outrage.
The second mean to stir fire and hate for political or farming gain.
The last are cowards that use the internet as a mask
"In all fairness, they put her right at the entrance. She hung around a bit and left."
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"In all fairness, they put her right at the entrance. She hung around a bit and left."
"Must be a blue player who ran out of counters."
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Must be a blue player who ran out of counters."
"A bun in the hand is worth two in the bush."
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"A bun in the hand is worth two in the bush."
"The problem is: they're also wondering about that. Please call ground control ASAP."
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"The problem is: they're also wondering about that. Please call ground control ASAP."
Climbing mount Everest is overall a prideful endeavour.
You don't do it for sport (unless you're set for extreme sports to begin with). You don't do it for the view. You do because you think it'd prove you'd be best than most and/or you think yourself untouchable.
You don't do it for sport (unless you're set for extreme sports to begin with). You don't do it for the view. You do because you think it'd prove you'd be best than most and/or you think yourself untouchable.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Climbing mount Everest is overall a prideful endeavour.
You don't do it for sport (unless you're set for extreme sports to begin with). You don't do it for the view. You do because you think it'd prove you'd be best than most and/or you think yourself untouchable.
You don't do it for sport (unless you're set for extreme sports to begin with). You don't do it for the view. You do because you think it'd prove you'd be best than most and/or you think yourself untouchable.
"I -WOULD- if you just let me finish this darn card castle. It's the 8th time now, ffs."
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"I -WOULD- if you just let me finish this darn card castle. It's the 8th time now, ffs."
"At some point with a big enough group of kobolds, the dragon ends up sleeping all day because he passed all night to kiss them."
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"At some point with a big enough group of kobolds, the dragon ends up sleeping all day because he passed all night to kiss them."
"An incredible improvement, really"
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"An incredible improvement, really"
"I'm going to argue with the dragon: the laundromat cost coins: your hoard it's going to get smaller by the end of the year. Get your own washing machines it's more money-efficient. Or get yourself your own laundromat business."
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"I'm going to argue with the dragon: the laundromat cost coins: your hoard it's going to get smaller by the end of the year. Get your own washing machines it's more money-efficient. Or get yourself your own laundromat business."
"While the most common type damage is spear damage, don't forget all the variants: you have the bite kobolds who inflict bite damage, moss kobolds which inflict wet damage, yip kobolds which inflicts low-but-constant sonic damage, and the most feared hoard kobolds who inflict wallet damage."
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"While the most common type damage is spear damage, don't forget all the variants: you have the bite kobolds who inflict bite damage, moss kobolds which inflict wet damage, yip kobolds which inflicts low-but-constant sonic damage, and the most feared hoard kobolds who inflict wallet damage."
Adorable!
(Also I'm going to imagine it going at high speed while "Running in the 90s" plays in the background.)
(Also I'm going to imagine it going at high speed while "Running in the 90s" plays in the background.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Adorable!
(Also I'm going to imagine it going at high speed while "Running in the 90s" plays in the background.)
(Also I'm going to imagine it going at high speed while "Running in the 90s" plays in the background.)
Waddling behind me in a line, like a group of ducklings. With yipping instead of quacking.
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Waddling behind me in a line, like a group of ducklings. With yipping instead of quacking.
"God forbid a kobold can't just relax and have some t."
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"God forbid a kobold can't just relax and have some t."
"Physically or intellectually?"
"Both. Which makes it particularly problematic."
"Both. Which makes it particularly problematic."
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Physically or intellectually?"
"Both. Which makes it particularly problematic."
"Both. Which makes it particularly problematic."
"Unbeknownst to him, Riolu had swallowed whole an everstone about a couple of months earlier."
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"Unbeknownst to him, Riolu had swallowed whole an everstone about a couple of months earlier."
*kobold glitches, ragdolls through the ceiling at high speed, his tail still stuck and stretched to the spot he was originally at*
October 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*kobold glitches, ragdolls through the ceiling at high speed, his tail still stuck and stretched to the spot he was originally at*
"The Jersey Devil is actually an Urd Kobold turns out."
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"The Jersey Devil is actually an Urd Kobold turns out."
"Somewhere else, somehow, a kobold-shaped voodoo doll is feeling a lot of pain."
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Somewhere else, somehow, a kobold-shaped voodoo doll is feeling a lot of pain."
"I'm pretty sure it was 'kobold wife, yappy life', but that works too."
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"I'm pretty sure it was 'kobold wife, yappy life', but that works too."