Eddie Steak
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There has to be at least one Bond girl that found him unsatisfying.
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
There has to be at least one Bond girl that found him unsatisfying.
I'll never understand how I managed to beat all the other sperms to the egg.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I'll never understand how I managed to beat all the other sperms to the egg.
Me after making the slightest, most inconsequential mistake I've ever made in my life.
January 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Me after making the slightest, most inconsequential mistake I've ever made in my life.
I'm not taking down my Christmas tree until Reddit changes its symbol back to normal.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I'm not taking down my Christmas tree until Reddit changes its symbol back to normal.
I decided to talk about some movies that came out in 2025. I say "talk" but I really mean ramble aimlessly. I also mention dicks a lot for some reason. What can I say? It was a manic year, so it's a manic end of the year video. youtu.be/-K3GwI9vLiM
Best and Worst Movies of the Year and Other Nonsense
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January 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I decided to talk about some movies that came out in 2025. I say "talk" but I really mean ramble aimlessly. I also mention dicks a lot for some reason. What can I say? It was a manic year, so it's a manic end of the year video. youtu.be/-K3GwI9vLiM
It's Christmas time, which means it's Christmas movie time. Here's some of my favorites youtu.be/7GsYLR6jS6M
Eddie Steak's top 5 Christmas movies 🎄
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December 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's Christmas time, which means it's Christmas movie time. Here's some of my favorites youtu.be/7GsYLR6jS6M
Christmas movie or not, I figure it's never a bad time to talk about Die Hard. But let's try to avoid making fists with our toes if we can. youtu.be/vtudK6epMUc
Die Hard - Eddie Steak commentary
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December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Christmas movie or not, I figure it's never a bad time to talk about Die Hard. But let's try to avoid making fists with our toes if we can. youtu.be/vtudK6epMUc
Barclay is a real Geordi when it comes to the holodeck. Here's my thoughts on "Hollow Pursuits" youtu.be/z510CTIlZf4
Star Trek TNG "Hollow Pursuits" - Eddie Steak commentary
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November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Barclay is a real Geordi when it comes to the holodeck. Here's my thoughts on "Hollow Pursuits" youtu.be/z510CTIlZf4
Happy Halloween. Especially to all the lunatics in Haddonfield, Illinois. Here's my thoughts on Halloween II youtu.be/7qdo-sI07I0
Halloween II (1981) - Eddie Steak commentary
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October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Happy Halloween. Especially to all the lunatics in Haddonfield, Illinois. Here's my thoughts on Halloween II youtu.be/7qdo-sI07I0
My inner monologue is just the sound of Ernest P. Worrell screaming.
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My inner monologue is just the sound of Ernest P. Worrell screaming.
"The bloodsucking Brady Bunch." Here's my long-winded thoughts on 1987's The Lost Boys. Enjoy. youtu.be/Nvc65hASjVE
The Lost Boys - Eddie Steak commentary
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October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"The bloodsucking Brady Bunch." Here's my long-winded thoughts on 1987's The Lost Boys. Enjoy. youtu.be/Nvc65hASjVE
I decided to talk about my top 10 vampire movies. It's a little funny, a little raunchy, and a little cringe. Much like myself.
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Eddie Steak's top 10 vampire movies
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October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I decided to talk about my top 10 vampire movies. It's a little funny, a little raunchy, and a little cringe. Much like myself.
youtu.be/vhBxxNJFUEA
youtu.be/vhBxxNJFUEA
Garak goes a little nuts. Happens to the best of us. Here's my thoughts on DS9's "Empok Nor"
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Star Trek DS9 "Empok Nor" - Eddie Steak commentary
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October 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Garak goes a little nuts. Happens to the best of us. Here's my thoughts on DS9's "Empok Nor"
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I told you starfleet is a military.
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I told you starfleet is a military.
Spoiler alert..... they found him. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek III: The Search For Spock youtu.be/LPsCLRT5E-Q
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock - Eddie Steak commentary
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September 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Spoiler alert..... they found him. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek III: The Search For Spock youtu.be/LPsCLRT5E-Q
The characters in Alien: Earth have full plate vibranium plot armor.
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The characters in Alien: Earth have full plate vibranium plot armor.
People will say star trek the original series is too campy, and then they'll go and watch this shit.
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
People will say star trek the original series is too campy, and then they'll go and watch this shit.
Sadly, there's no robot babysitter in this one. Here's my thoughts on Rocky III youtu.be/LmFeSkCqtD8
Rocky III -Eddie Steak commentary
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August 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sadly, there's no robot babysitter in this one. Here's my thoughts on Rocky III youtu.be/LmFeSkCqtD8
I'm haunted by the thought of whatever accessories from the movie it might come with.
July 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm haunted by the thought of whatever accessories from the movie it might come with.
The nicest thing Paulie said to his sister in 5 movies
July 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The nicest thing Paulie said to his sister in 5 movies
Here's my thoughts on Superman 2025 .... don't come for me. youtu.be/vsb4j2bXeYk
Superman (2025) - Eddie Steak review
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July 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here's my thoughts on Superman 2025 .... don't come for me. youtu.be/vsb4j2bXeYk
Lwaxana Troi is horny. That's it. That's the plot of the episode. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek TNG's "Manhunt" youtu.be/ud47jr8SRcM
July 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Lwaxana Troi is horny. That's it. That's the plot of the episode. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek TNG's "Manhunt" youtu.be/ud47jr8SRcM
Let's celebrate the 4th of July by giving space aliens a Windows 95 computer virus. Here's my thoughts on Independence Day from 1996 👽 youtu.be/AZ-ncgehHLA
Independence Day - Eddie Steak commentary
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July 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Let's celebrate the 4th of July by giving space aliens a Windows 95 computer virus. Here's my thoughts on Independence Day from 1996 👽 youtu.be/AZ-ncgehHLA
Well, I'll still take klingon politics over human politics any day. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek TNG's "Sins of the Father" youtu.be/PY-yrBHs0tc
Star Trek TNG "Sins of the Father" - Eddie Steak commentary
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June 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well, I'll still take klingon politics over human politics any day. Here's my thoughts on Star Trek TNG's "Sins of the Father" youtu.be/PY-yrBHs0tc
It's great that we know what's going to happen in movies 10 years in advance
28 Years Later director Danny Boyle has clarified Cillian Murphy's status in the returning horror franchise, saying he's in the second film and will be in the third if and when it's made. bit.ly/4kGZxQ6
June 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It's great that we know what's going to happen in movies 10 years in advance