They would capitalize so much on his death, making the Cult of Charlie Kirk look tasteful and restrained, and the press would be insufferably respectful.

It’d really be for the best if he survived the term.

They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)

Yeah, the posts over there are called ‘truths’, so you ‘retruth’ them. It’s very cringe.

Unfortunately, the next main character might just be Keith Olbermann.

I mean, her already being a troubled youth doesn’t make him any less sleazy.

My only real question is whether any adults were involved in producing it.