Ragnarok Lobster
@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social
Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.
Got my old ass wanting to
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Got my old ass wanting to
Man who brags about the Pulitzer Prize he earned for his part in helping Snowden escape to Russia after Snowden stole US classified documents is having a sad because someone leaked Russian documents that are embarrassing to Trump officials - who he does not support.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Man who brags about the Pulitzer Prize he earned for his part in helping Snowden escape to Russia after Snowden stole US classified documents is having a sad because someone leaked Russian documents that are embarrassing to Trump officials - who he does not support.
A Mamdani supporter thinks he's dunking on Bluesky libs by praising Zohran for giving Trump an oval office hand job and that's my cue to turn in for the night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A Mamdani supporter thinks he's dunking on Bluesky libs by praising Zohran for giving Trump an oval office hand job and that's my cue to turn in for the night.
Olivia Nuzzi collects lecherous old conservative white men like geriatric Pokemon
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Olivia Nuzzi collects lecherous old conservative white men like geriatric Pokemon
Where does "send a pic of your butthole, Joel" rank on the list of 50 ways to leave your lover
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Where does "send a pic of your butthole, Joel" rank on the list of 50 ways to leave your lover
Cameron Kasky is a scam and his entire campaign is nothing but
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Cameron Kasky is a scam and his entire campaign is nothing but
You forgot to do the meme
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You forgot to do the meme
Isn't this another person people are trying to rehabilitate
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Isn't this another person people are trying to rehabilitate
Reporter: "President Trump sounds like he has a sore throat"
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse "Bubba":
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse "Bubba":
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Reporter: "President Trump sounds like he has a sore throat"
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse "Bubba":
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse "Bubba":
This dude treats Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and David Sacks better than he treats the leaders of his own party because "populism".
He also considers statutory rapist Matt Gaetz his friend.
Fuck him.
He also considers statutory rapist Matt Gaetz his friend.
Fuck him.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This dude treats Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and David Sacks better than he treats the leaders of his own party because "populism".
He also considers statutory rapist Matt Gaetz his friend.
Fuck him.
He also considers statutory rapist Matt Gaetz his friend.
Fuck him.
Miles Garrett might be considered the best edge rusher in the game but I can't think of any player with a motor like Micah Parson's.
November 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Miles Garrett might be considered the best edge rusher in the game but I can't think of any player with a motor like Micah Parson's.
"Christian Watson drops too many passes"
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Christian Watson drops too many passes"
Keisean Nixon, "number one cornerback"
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Keisean Nixon, "number one cornerback"
She did it all for love but RFK Jr did it all for the nookie.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
She did it all for love but RFK Jr did it all for the nookie.
I just canto
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just canto
The late Fuzzy Haskins, founding member of Parliament-Funkadelic, would be proud of Katie Phang's choice of spectacles.
All I'm sayin'.
All I'm sayin'.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The late Fuzzy Haskins, founding member of Parliament-Funkadelic, would be proud of Katie Phang's choice of spectacles.
All I'm sayin'.
All I'm sayin'.
When Olivia Nuzzi met RFK Jr she was like
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When Olivia Nuzzi met RFK Jr she was like
What in the dilapidated fuck
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What in the dilapidated fuck
I am asking about what happened AFTER the House committee released the emails
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am asking about what happened AFTER the House committee released the emails