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ebwell.bsky.social
Elderest Millennial
@ebwell.bsky.social
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🇺🇦 Just some 2025 apocalyptic dumpster fire observations, dogs and sometimes plants. 🌱
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Well well lookie here! 😀
Zohran Mamdani on the cover of Wired Magazine. Jan.-Feb. 2026 issue
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Get yourself a milk frother
A cup of coffee with frothy milk topping, sitting on a table
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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You guys! It’s my American Girl doll! I was starting to think that she didn’t exist.
An image posted to Instagram featuring an American Girl doll surrounded by all of the accoutrements needed for hosting a party. The caption reads: This Modern American Girl doll is incapable of casually hosting.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A person wore these on my last flight and you know what? Good for them.
A photo of a person’s calves and feet wearing comically-oversized teddy bear house shoes
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Someone’s having a day.
Tweet from Candace Owen: Our show will be off air this week. As an update, both the White House and our counterterrorism agencies have confirmed receipt of what I reported publicly: Emmanuel Macron attempted to organize my assassination, per a source close to the first couple. Also, I will again state that the French legionnaires were involved in Charlie Kirk's assassination but they did not act alone. For all of you who doubted my claims, you can now look to the President of the United States and our intelligence communities to issue a statement to confirm whether l am telling the truth. 7:09 AM • 11/25/25 • 315K Views
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Chihuahua #2 (Mateo)
White chihuahua puppy in a bed
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Chihuahua #1
Fluffy white chihuahua with sunlight shining through his fur
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Office assistant says we should call in sick.
Small white dog holding a chew stick and standing on a rug
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Airport therapy dog alert 🚨‼️
A small white fluffy dog serving as an airport therapy dog in Huntsville, Alabama.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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My office assistant says hi
Small white dog on a table with a laptop
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Small white chihuahua with a blanket on its head
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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My take: Hermes doesn’t do sloppy corners with loose stitch ends.
An up close photo of a fake Hermes Birkin Bag
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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My high holy day is here. 🎃 Happy Halloween!
A small white chihuahua sniffs at a glowing jack-o-lantern. A vignette: a painted ceramic ghost holding a jack-o-lantern lit from within, a small crocheted pumpkin, a candle in a glass votive, and plants. A hand-made ceramic jack-o-lantern with a candle glowing inside.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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stillise _stillwerise @WarpaintJournal Every woman I know is either crying, plotting, dissociating, overthinking, moisturizing aggressively, setting boundaries, deleting texts, rewriting them in Notes, going to therapy, skipping therapy, rage-cleaning at 2am, romanticizing her life, googling hormone imbalances, online shopping, doomscrolling, dry heaving from burnout, faking fine, chasing soft mornings, drinking iced coffee like it's a coping mechanism, or doing silent revenge arcs in her head. STILL WE RISE
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Oh, so we ARE doing Mar-a-Lago at the White House. He now has an outdoor dinner theater where he can perform his standup routine while people dine on mediocre meals. Can someone tell me who is paying for the food at the government's new private club?

www.c-span.org/program/whit...
President Trump speaks to Republican members of congress on the patio that was built over the Kennedy Rose Garden. The patio is filled with yellow and white striped umbrellas, and white iron patio chairs with yellow cushions, similar to Mar-a-Lago, the president's private club.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Oh snap. CSPAN recorded the entire Camp Pendleton event.
October 18, 2025 America 250: U.S. Marines Amphibious Assault Demonstration The U.S. Marine Corps marks its 250th anniversary by conducting an amphibious assault demonstration at Camp Pendleton Beach, California.
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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$71,515,762.00 on arms for ICE
ICE spending on "small arms" (2020 to 2025): Spending: $70,000,000 — 2020 $71,515,762 60,000,000 50,000,000 40,000,000 30,000,000 20,000,000 10,000,000 $6,721,020 — Oct 2025 (Present) Chart: Popular Information • Source: Federal Procurement Data System • Get the data • Created with Datawrapper
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Office assistant approves of today’s weather.
A fluffy white chihuahua laying on his back in the grass with a chew stick in his mouth.
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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This was my fist grade birthday party (also my first surprise/Halloween party). I remember crying after they surprised me but it was confusing because I was happy and not scared. 😢
A little girl in the 1980s dressed for Halloween as She Ra, Princess of Power
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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A relative’s friend recently left her husband. Turns out he likes AI porn. He straight up told his friends how awesome it was and they should try it. This was my expression during the entire retelling of this story.
A baby doll giving side-eye with a grimaced face
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Assaulting women with musical instruments makes them feel like real men.
While playing Ghostbusters with a band dressed as bananas, at what was a peaceful protest yesterday in front of the ICE detention facility, a swarm of federal officers charged into the band, and pounced on top of our clarinet player, and arrested her and damaged her clarinet. She is a mother of a 3 year old who is still without their mother because they're considering Assault charges against her! They also knocked over our drummer, bashing in his face, requiring 4 stitches in his lip. Then they teargassed all of us! Everything leading up to this point was peaceful and joyous. More than 1000 naked people rode through on bikes while frogs and squids and grannies were dancing around us. They are the thugs. They are the ones being violent. They are the ones breaking the law. We are not deterred. See you at No Kings!
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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An extreme close-up of Donald Trump’s neck
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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What
White long-hair chihuahua with his tongue sticking out, looking at the camera.
October 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Yes they can
White fluffy chihuahua wearing a white cowboy hat and blue bandanna
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM