trying to break into a place of business literally three minutes before it opens should genuinely get you arrested or at the very least legally liable for getting curb stomped by the person who has to open the building
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
trying to break into a place of business literally three minutes before it opens should genuinely get you arrested or at the very least legally liable for getting curb stomped by the person who has to open the building
love lain on main November
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
love lain on main November
I don’t know if anything that’s made me happy in the past makes me happy anymore
August 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don’t know if anything that’s made me happy in the past makes me happy anymore
Woke up this morning processing a lot of stuff from high school. Hate crying as soon as you wake up.
June 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Woke up this morning processing a lot of stuff from high school. Hate crying as soon as you wake up.
the trauma happened 10+ years ago so i think i can make memes about it. not like anyone there is gonna see it here
May 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
the trauma happened 10+ years ago so i think i can make memes about it. not like anyone there is gonna see it here
I don’t know who to talk to
April 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I don’t know who to talk to
Sorry for the weird shit. Got hacked. Back to normal I think. This was my birthday dinner
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sorry for the weird shit. Got hacked. Back to normal I think. This was my birthday dinner
(🧵1/3) So. I was in a car wreck yesterday and called AAA before the police arrived. When the cops got there, I was on the phone explaining where I was, and they asked if I wanted them to call a tow. I said no, triple AAA has it covered.
March 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
(🧵1/3) So. I was in a car wreck yesterday and called AAA before the police arrived. When the cops got there, I was on the phone explaining where I was, and they asked if I wanted them to call a tow. I said no, triple AAA has it covered.
I don’t usually do political comics but I illustrated why I don’t call senators or representatives
March 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t usually do political comics but I illustrated why I don’t call senators or representatives
Neat coincidence: I recently ordered a pu’erh from a small China-based tea business with a shop in the US. I just happened to stumble upon their Chinese page on Xiaohongshu. Small world!
March 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Neat coincidence: I recently ordered a pu’erh from a small China-based tea business with a shop in the US. I just happened to stumble upon their Chinese page on Xiaohongshu. Small world!
I opened the door for this tour group and one kid jumped back, looked at me and went “I thought you were a goblin”.
I have been informed upon later relating this story that apparently, upon looking at me for the first time, that’s a reasonable conclusion to reach.
I have been informed upon later relating this story that apparently, upon looking at me for the first time, that’s a reasonable conclusion to reach.
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I opened the door for this tour group and one kid jumped back, looked at me and went “I thought you were a goblin”.
I have been informed upon later relating this story that apparently, upon looking at me for the first time, that’s a reasonable conclusion to reach.
I have been informed upon later relating this story that apparently, upon looking at me for the first time, that’s a reasonable conclusion to reach.
Can’t share MP3 files so you get this instead. I like this one. Short but sweet.
February 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t share MP3 files so you get this instead. I like this one. Short but sweet.
I think the lady at Taco Bell misheard my “cheesy beef burrito” as “cheesy beef dorito”. Not complaining either way.
February 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think the lady at Taco Bell misheard my “cheesy beef burrito” as “cheesy beef dorito”. Not complaining either way.
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it’s not christmas til ya bust out the classics!!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 AM
it’s not christmas til ya bust out the classics!!!!!
Lunch Break Adventure of the Day: Someone left a boxed Beanie Babie on the basement grate next to the annex building. I saved him with a door hook and a dustpan.
![A tie-dye colored Beanie Babies plush bear [Groovy, 1999]. It is held in a clear plastic case which has been left in the rain; the bear is damp. Behind him is a large pit surrounded by a short (~3 foot) stone wall, which the box containing the bear is sitting on, and covered with a grate- the basement grate referred to in the caption.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oqpbbbjubxgb3gav4jdnycl7/bafkreidfqyx4hahapco3qluehbtojnbfbdowwipebfbysoh6l3tjsivw2u@jpeg)
December 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Lunch Break Adventure of the Day: Someone left a boxed Beanie Babie on the basement grate next to the annex building. I saved him with a door hook and a dustpan.
my poor sweet great aunt, with two weenie dogs, accidentally video called the entire family group chat… I answered and when her dogs heard me they started going dunking donuts trying to figure out where the ghost voice was coming from
December 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
my poor sweet great aunt, with two weenie dogs, accidentally video called the entire family group chat… I answered and when her dogs heard me they started going dunking donuts trying to figure out where the ghost voice was coming from
leopard slug (Limax maximus) on the sidewalk
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 AM
leopard slug (Limax maximus) on the sidewalk
started crying this morning over whether to wear what I wanted or something more practical and christmasy. anyway day 3 in a row of patchwork skirt and rainbow hat!
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 PM
started crying this morning over whether to wear what I wanted or something more practical and christmasy. anyway day 3 in a row of patchwork skirt and rainbow hat!
semi face reveal. this hat was part of a halloween costume in bygone years and has found a place upon my head. Should I wear it in public y/n
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
semi face reveal. this hat was part of a halloween costume in bygone years and has found a place upon my head. Should I wear it in public y/n
hello blusky! i am coming to you live from a farmhouse basement chock full of white women.
on a related note, has anyone else ever been to an ornament party
on a related note, has anyone else ever been to an ornament party
December 14, 2024 at 11:58 PM
hello blusky! i am coming to you live from a farmhouse basement chock full of white women.
on a related note, has anyone else ever been to an ornament party
on a related note, has anyone else ever been to an ornament party
my secret Santa this year gave me a simba squishmallow and critter-shaped tea diffusers and when I tell you I CRIED. LOOK AT HIM
December 14, 2024 at 3:50 PM
my secret Santa this year gave me a simba squishmallow and critter-shaped tea diffusers and when I tell you I CRIED. LOOK AT HIM
bought a fuckton of yogurt and cheese tonight. oh well snack time
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
bought a fuckton of yogurt and cheese tonight. oh well snack time