Eating Beagles 🎱
@eatingbeagles.bsky.social
No, we still don’t eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Parody account of Beagles posing as real lawyers. The Grove, FL
Meanwhile, the idiot-in-chief proclaims:
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Meanwhile, the idiot-in-chief proclaims:
GM & welcome to another Monday. Watched “Number 24” yesterday & I can’t recommend it enough 🍿 @norwaymfa.government.no @norwayinusa.norway.no What a statement to those in this country (and others) willing to so cheaply trade freedoms for fleeting rewards.
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
GM & welcome to another Monday. Watched “Number 24” yesterday & I can’t recommend it enough 🍿 @norwaymfa.government.no @norwayinusa.norway.no What a statement to those in this country (and others) willing to so cheaply trade freedoms for fleeting rewards.
José Andres’ Bazaar Meat in Chicago has one and I didn’t want it to leave my table.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
José Andres’ Bazaar Meat in Chicago has one and I didn’t want it to leave my table.
“It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (1963)
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World” (1963)
Just in time for brunch.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just in time for brunch.
Its name says it all - Phuc Yea ‼️ (now in The Grove).
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Its name says it all - Phuc Yea ‼️ (now in The Grove).
Come for the pastrami, stay for the cocktails 🍸
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Come for the pastrami, stay for the cocktails 🍸
P.S., the cheesesteak at Danny & Coop’s (151 Avenue A, NYC) is very good.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
P.S., the cheesesteak at Danny & Coop’s (151 Avenue A, NYC) is very good.
Bring your Blackcard.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Bring your Blackcard.
Cheers to what was - gentrification’s toll on interesting or unusual 🥃
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Cheers to what was - gentrification’s toll on interesting or unusual 🥃
Yes & so is “Batman Returns.”
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yes & so is “Batman Returns.”
Up-close Demon Pig Girl slice.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Up-close Demon Pig Girl slice.
For those of you who are big fans of Chicago-style tavern pizza (wafer thin crust), don’t miss heading to Fratesi’s in downtown Miami (reservations required at least 2 weeks in advance) (tahini Caesar salad, Demon Pig Boy & Demon Pig Girl).
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
For those of you who are big fans of Chicago-style tavern pizza (wafer thin crust), don’t miss heading to Fratesi’s in downtown Miami (reservations required at least 2 weeks in advance) (tahini Caesar salad, Demon Pig Boy & Demon Pig Girl).
Still on duty 🍻 (Barracuda Lounge).
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Still on duty 🍻 (Barracuda Lounge).
5am run through The Grove. Empty
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
5am run through The Grove. Empty
🤔 (all in the holiday spirit).
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🤔 (all in the holiday spirit).
Close-up of a DPG slice (pepper flakes added by me).
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Close-up of a DPG slice (pepper flakes added by me).
A close second is the Demon Pig Girl (see menu above) that is so Chicago.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A close second is the Demon Pig Girl (see menu above) that is so Chicago.
My favorite (by far) is the Demon Pig Boy because it’s seriously spicy 🔥
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My favorite (by far) is the Demon Pig Boy because it’s seriously spicy 🔥
There’s two salad choices but only one that makes any sense - the Tahini Caesar (ask for a side of anchovies just to be sure).
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There’s two salad choices but only one that makes any sense - the Tahini Caesar (ask for a side of anchovies just to be sure).
The only logical solution was Fratesi’s Pizza by Chris Fratesi (69 E. Flagler St.) that deserves a small standing ovation every time I go. A limited menu & whisper thin crust is just what’s needed after a long day.
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The only logical solution was Fratesi’s Pizza by Chris Fratesi (69 E. Flagler St.) that deserves a small standing ovation every time I go. A limited menu & whisper thin crust is just what’s needed after a long day.
Got caught in a long deposition in downtown Miami & instead of facing a daunting traffic jam, decided to find some outstanding Chicago-style tavern pizza (IYKYK).
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Got caught in a long deposition in downtown Miami & instead of facing a daunting traffic jam, decided to find some outstanding Chicago-style tavern pizza (IYKYK).